Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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kyleenstar 0
Now, Thats hot.
TurdMonkey 0
dayumm what a pimp.
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Comments (116)
ChaosFluffy 0
Hey at least you won't have to worry about him cheating, being a jerk, or being a psychotic stalker.
spellingbee 0
was he rich? it makes all the difference....dont act like it doesnt
603050294 0
True. This could be her Anna Nicole Moment
birds_fml 7
How is this shallow? He'll probably be dead by the time she's 30. What is with old guys thinking that young women would see anything in them? Sure they have great stories, and maybe money, but if she marries a guy HER AGE then by the time she's 70 she'll have all that AND a spouse who didn't die 40 years ago. Old people were raised in different times when women were objects, why the hell would a young woman want to be with THAT?
fdeg4161 13
Personally I find that a little creepy.
chicky82 5
Why does everyone think the old guy has money? he is her co-worker and 70, given the choice I wouldn't want to be working at that age.
fuckingshitt343 0
well either turn him down and be like i'm not interested, and if he doesn't stop maybe file a sexual harassment charge or something.
allmidnighteyes 11
I didn't know Plexi and Toxi lived in Pennsylvania
Intoxicunt 6
We submit these FMLs from PA for privacy's sake. By the way, your comment is gold plated win.
plexico 4
Like I said earlier, I wouldn't go with "Hold me in his arms every night." I told Toxi, "I'd like to teabag you." She's very good at it. One girl I had in 1958 was almost as good, but Toxi is even better! ;) (The older you get, the lower they hang ;) )
DameGreyWulf 1
To everyone thinking he should go for it if he looks great, think about this: the man is 70 to her 21. What happens when she wants to do young-people/couple stuff he's too tired for? So much for a relationship then... (fyi: It does happen. My grandma is about 15 years younger than my step-grandpa, and is desperately bored every day because his age prevents them from really doing anything but sit at home)
abcdefgh_fml 0
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diet_otaku 0
alright seriously, i draw the line at someone old enough to be my GRANDFATHER. that's not being shallow, that's having standards.