Kids: Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is...

By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 548

You deserved it 4 690

Summer vacations: Sun and blunders
From beaches to campsites, embark on a journey filled with laughter under the sun... and a few sunburns! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 940

You deserved it 3 333

By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 026

You deserved it 3 781

By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 170

You deserved it 2 081

By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 095

You deserved it 4 025

By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 026

You deserved it 6 858

By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 323

You deserved it 2 927

By potatoebee - 03/04/2012 18:19 - United States - Clover

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 716

You deserved it 27 223

By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 636

You deserved it 24 784

But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 751

You deserved it 711

By Mikabe - 14/02/2011 18:51 - Sweden

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 414

You deserved it 12 968

thecouchisalive 20

Thursday 18 September 2014 8:42

Just like his Daddy

Ravike 17

Thursday 18 September 2014 8:42

Can't blame the kid, he just obeyed his daddy's wish

Comments

lina21 12

Friday 19 September 2014 6:00

Oedipus? He should tell daddy how that ends

thes7274473 19

Friday 19 September 2014 15:52

Mother of God

DogeMan 14

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:36

Lol that's to funny

WeskerxChris 12

Sunday 21 September 2014 18:55

As a kid I use to mock my dad and would do it to my mom not knowing how horrible it was and now its like what the hell was I thinking?!

Epickitty58 29

Sunday 21 September 2014 22:04

At least he listens to what his parents say

kha_428 6

Monday 22 September 2014 13:31

My 14 month old gropes my breasts all the time, but he's also still breastfeeding. I'd probably just laugh.

Byere 4

Monday 22 September 2014 19:07

At least it wasn't somebody else's 4-year old... Or your son groping somebody else's breasts, for that matter!

muah97 12

Thursday 25 September 2014 4:19

son, I'm real proud of you

okudatwo 11

Friday 26 September 2014 5:50

Your husband is a legend.

shreyrajput1111 3

Monday 20 October 2014 8:33

whos your daddy? :-X

Keywords

Embarrassing Miscellaneous Roommate Music Singing Dogs Animals Relatable TV shows Love Cheating AITA Sports Weird Death Family Awkward Annoying Health Doctor Money Work Capitalism Drunk Concert Friends Coworkers Sextoys Intimacy Pranks

The Top

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 753

You deserved it 6 272

Today, my phone cut out during a call for a job interview. I tried calling them back, but there was no answer. Later, I got an email from the interviewer, saying I was no longer being considered for the position due to my being "rude and unprofessional." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 869

You deserved it 157

The Top

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 051

You deserved it 80 360

Today, in our microbiology lab, there's a machine called bacteria incubator, which translates to Arabic as "bacteria hugger." I envied the bacteria because it gets hugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 687

You deserved it 222

Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 973

You deserved it 26 763

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 710

You deserved it 4 485

Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yells at my dad for watching porn. My dad responds, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I have shown you!" He is also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 923

You deserved it 177

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 235

You deserved it 5 279

Same thing different taste

But he's only 5

Top comments

Comments