thecouchisalive

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About Thecouchisalive
I have no social life so I read FML's all day every day. Still haven't gotten one posted...
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Thecouchisalive's favorite FMLs
By PeppermintPenny - / Monday 6 April 2015 13:54 / Germany - Leopoldsh?he

Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

By mafille / Thursday 19 March 2015 03:22 / France
By chocochoco / Monday 24 March 2014 03:40 / United States - Auburn
By Anonymous / Sunday 15 February 2015 00:34 / United States - Mentor

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML

By Anonyme / Thursday 24 April 2014 06:57 / France - Aix-en-provence