Being multilingual sucks sometimes

By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 19:01 - Iraq - Baghdad

Today, in our microbiology lab, there's a machine called bacteria incubator, which translates to Arabic as "bacteria hugger." I envied the bacteria because it gets hugs. FML
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Same thing different taste

New lifeform just dropped

By Anonymous - 24/11/2023 20:00 - Canada

Today, while clearing out my kitchen, I discovered a Tupperware container that'd been forgotten for so long it'd developed its own ecosystem. When I opened it, a funky smell engulfed the kitchen, and I realized I had unintentionally created a new form of life. I promptly closed the container, then put it in the freezer in the hope of killing whatever it is. FML
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Well, I don't think you'd like hugging bacteria. Not exactly a pleasure..

Maybe you ought to squeeze yourself into that machine and get you some hugs!

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Well, I don't think you'd like hugging bacteria. Not exactly a pleasure..

Maybe you ought to squeeze yourself into that machine and get you some hugs!