By wut - United States
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
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  Senseless_487  |  29

27, when someone says "my place," they're usually referring to their house. If someone was talking about an office, they should say "my office."

Nobody is wrong in assuming the man was talking about his house.

Edit: 28 beat me to the punch. A day late and a dollar short!

By  Xythenol  |  6

That burn ended up being more creepy than anything. Seriously. You're better off alone than with some dude who apparently keeps his dental equipment at home.