Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML
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zombiekiller52
| 24
Well it's better then walking in on them.
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cebsvt
| 14
Don't come knockin when the trailer's rockin
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Bansheefaerie
| 9
awkward. I'm sorry.
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zombiekiller52
| 24
Well it's better then walking in on them.
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Dick_diamond
| 22
*than
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zombiekiller52
| 24
Thanks didn't realize I that that.
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AyeJay101
| 25
Isn't it usually the other way around?
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tailahjanae
| 14
You don't know how freaky older adults get when their children leave the nest.
Bless your parents OP!
Bless your parents OP!
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Diesel96
| 16
It's not like you could've known, unless you decided to call them. Oh well, OP, at least you didn't actually see him 'balls deep' with your mum.
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cebsvt
| 14
Don't come knockin when the trailer's rockin
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Earth_walker
| 19
Should've left immediately, if they're still getting action you don't want to stop that
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cheeeksss
| 29
I would've high-fived my dad then leave if he said this to me. Love that couples keep their passion alive after many, many years.
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deathstroke990
| 22
there's a difference between keeping passion alive and saying gross unnecessary things to your children. I mean I doubt he says stuff like that abt his sex life to his parents
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cheeeksss
| 29
Well I happen to have a very open relationship with both my parents and we are all blunt people. On top of that, we are all adults and I wouldn't get offended or creeped out if my dad expressed he wanted alone time with my mom. If I were to see it, that's another story.
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tomvertigo
| 17
#11, That prude mentality dies when you play a game of Cards Against Humanity with your whole family and learn that your 65 ywar old dad is sick and twisted.
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Ah, Cards Against Humanity. It's like a twisted therapy session for the whole family.
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RageWolf16
| 31
My question is why did your dad feel the need to bring it up at all...
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Mika90_fml
| 9
Maybe Op didn't get an earlier hint that he was interrupting something so his father had to put it more bluntly?
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Because he wanted to get back into the action.
A hint for OP to leave.
A hint for OP to leave.
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Candijpg
| 17
there are certain things you don't need to say, this is one of them
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whyisitincapital
| 25
I guess from now on you'll be ringing first before dropping by...