Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML
Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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Top comments
Crenny 16
Volcanoes aren't places you wanna be thrown into.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
You should have that talk with her
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Comments (123)
luckysilverbell 5
How much Supernatural does your daughter watch?
Dro23 10
She's too little to know about that, make sure you have the talk with her before something else happens.
MFcoffee 12
thats actually kind of adorable, but yeah it's time for a talk.
mld4657 28
um maybe you should start with some parenting skills.
maylie25 18
Kind of sounds like she watched a certain episode of Supernatural lol
stargirl_95 24
She sounds really naive and like she doesn't quite know what she's talking about. I wouldn't worry too much if I were you. Just have the talk with her and assure her that no one is going to throw her into a volcano for being a virgin
wickedalwayswins 7
There is a card in the Cards Against Humanity game that says "throwing a virgin into a volcano" but it's a dirty and incredibly laughable game...
cutiepie600 8
why does she think she will be thrown into a volcano ?
worldclassrager 41
Whom filled her head with that lie? That should be straightened out...and quick as well
Saraishi 25
You shouldn't have told her all those mayan bedtime stories.