FML : Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to...

Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jaayoung23 / Thursday 14 January 2010 15:47 / France

Intimacy

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By emmmilyyy | 0

#774254 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:17

u don't have to drive anyone anywhere. have some dignity.

By Beagle96 | 0

#774284 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:25

don't take it too hard on yourself. don't be in such a rush. save it for someone who cares fo you as you do them

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By 1800getalife | 0

#774247 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:15

lol

Hunts160 | 5

#1298303 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 6:43

good get married first. marriage sex feels so much better.

By emmmilyyy | 0

#774254 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:17

u don't have to drive anyone anywhere. have some dignity.

By duck2121 | 0

#774275 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:22

Yay...burito

G3K0 | 7

#4894598 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 15:58

*burrito.

By Beagle96 | 0

#774284 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:25

don't take it too hard on yourself. don't be in such a rush. save it for someone who cares fo you as you do them

paprikacha | 9

#774300 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:30

Seconded. I'm not sure why so many people are in a rush to give it up as soon as possible to someone they don't even feel anything for. : (

By pariah13 | 0

#774309 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:32

are you that desperate to lose it? Del Taco is nasty

By namhowell | 6

#774330 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:39

You can be one of those who save it til marriage and rub it in people's faces then. But realistically, yeah, FYL.

By CitizenSnipz | 0

#774340 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:42

You get a burrito for not getting "The Taco."
Or your sister does.

Valter | 0

#815933 - Monday 1 February 2010 17:15

hahahahaha

By Ukjames1993 | 0

#774365 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:49

At least your friend best on you losing it.
Also it's a bit creapy that your sister wanto to know about your sex life (or lack of it)

By theshadow013 | 0

#774373 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:51

Yeah, FYL because you didn't sleep with someone for some pointless statistic.

By perdix | 29

#774377 - Thursday 14 January 2010 20:52

You ought to fill your sister's burrito with your personal supply of sour cream.

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