Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML
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emmmilyyy
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u don't have to drive anyone anywhere. have some dignity.
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Beagle96
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don't take it too hard on yourself. don't be in such a rush. save it for someone who cares fo you as you do them
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1800getalife
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lol
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Hunts160
| 5
good get married first. marriage sex feels so much better.
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emmmilyyy
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u don't have to drive anyone anywhere. have some dignity.
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duck2121
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Yay...burito
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G3K0
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*burrito.
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Beagle96
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don't take it too hard on yourself. don't be in such a rush. save it for someone who cares fo you as you do them
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paprikacha
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Seconded. I'm not sure why so many people are in a rush to give it up as soon as possible to someone they don't even feel anything for. : (
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pariah13
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are you that desperate to lose it? Del Taco is nasty
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namhowell
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You can be one of those who save it til marriage and rub it in people's faces then. But realistically, yeah, FYL.
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CitizenSnipz
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You get a burrito for not getting "The Taco."
Or your sister does.
Or your sister does.
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Valter
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hahahahaha
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Ukjames1993
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At least your friend best on you losing it.
Also it's a bit creapy that your sister wanto to know about your sex life (or lack of it)
Also it's a bit creapy that your sister wanto to know about your sex life (or lack of it)
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theshadow013
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Yeah, FYL because you didn't sleep with someone for some pointless statistic.
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perdix
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You ought to fill your sister's burrito with your personal supply of sour cream.