By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 15:47 - United States - Rochester

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Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
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Crenny 16

Volcanoes aren't places you wanna be thrown into.

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victoria63 12

whoa sounds like someone needs the "talk"

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AlwaysWatching 27

Has she been playing Cards Against Humanity

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player20270 32

Someone pointed out that you should clarify who taught her this, and I couldn't agree more. If she didn't saw that on the Internet, someone may be trying to get into her pants, convincing her to have sex with them. Watch out, there are sick people out there and she needs to know the danger.

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interesting33 36

I might be making wildly innaccurate and crazy assumptions but is it possible that she has anxiety or a fear of something because that can be irrational. I was terrified of getting cholera when I was younger even though it is practically extinct in the UK. Fear doesn't always make you think rationally.

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mrrossh 3

Give her two options - come to her senses immediately, or else have her senses smacked back into her.

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stargirl_95 24

I guess sitting down and talking to her would be too much?

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minksy980 3

This is a Cards Against Humanity reference. Its like Apples to Apples but an adult version. One of the cards you can play is something to the idea of: Sacrifice a virgin into a volcano

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