By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 15:47 - United States - Rochester

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Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
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Crenny 16

Volcanoes aren't places you wanna be thrown into.

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DenverTyrrell 13

Ha ha ha isn't that from Madagascar? Don't worry she'll figure it all out soon, it's that or "the talk" DUN DUN DUUNNNN

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scottyboy417 19

Seems like as good a reason as any to lose your virginity the way some people are nowadays.

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ohSNAPyall 26

She sounds like she reads a lot and is trying to be funny.

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lanaoftherey 12

Sounds like that episode of KORRA where the lovers fall into a volcano

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tiffanyslapp 18

Well, that hardly happens anymore. But she's right, she'd be safer!

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someguyhere 12

What major thing that concerns me if I was you, would simply be... that is my daughter and I raised that. Please teach her some common sense.

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DogeMan 14

Did someone tell her that????

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WasabiMars 21

If her age is on the clock, she's too young for the ****. And I'm talking about the standard, a.m/p.m. 12-hour time, not the 24-hour military time.

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nmrhog 15

So by your logic, 13 years is perfect for the ****?

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