Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
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Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML
Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
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Top comments
Crenny 16
Volcanoes aren't places you wanna be thrown into.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
You should have that talk with her
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Comments (123)
DenverTyrrell 13
Ha ha ha isn't that from Madagascar? Don't worry she'll figure it all out soon, it's that or "the talk" DUN DUN DUUNNNN
blueeyedlady 3
somebody watches supernatural.
scottyboy417 19
Seems like as good a reason as any to lose your virginity the way some people are nowadays.
laaryssa 21
Her logic is solid
ohSNAPyall 27
She sounds like she reads a lot and is trying to be funny.
lanaoftherey 12
Sounds like that episode of KORRA where the lovers fall into a volcano
tiffanyslapp 18
Well, that hardly happens anymore. But she's right, she'd be safer!
someguyhere 12
What major thing that concerns me if I was you, would simply be... that is my daughter and I raised that. Please teach her some common sense.
DogeMan 14
Did someone tell her that????
WasabiMars 21
If her age is on the clock, she's too young for the ****. And I'm talking about the standard, a.m/p.m. 12-hour time, not the 24-hour military time.
nmrhog 15
So by your logic, 13 years is perfect for the ****?