By pops up - 01/12/2011 22:25 - United States

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 358
You deserved it 10 643

Same thing different taste


So who's been a naughty girl? *shitty **** music in background*

enonymous 8

I hope this version of a 'Christmas Story' came with happy endings..

Randuhh_17 4

This shouldn't surprise you... He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...and He knows when you've been BAD or good..

builditbetter09 3

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Looks like you weren't the only excited one OP.

Androidz 0

Anyone notice OP's name is pops up?

Santa has a VERY special candy cane for you.

Santa's little helper was working hard this year it seems.

@139 I want to know the same thing. How young are you that you still sit on Santa's lap, but you give him an erection o.o

Lol so many bad Santa puns, so little time...

abbey321 8

If your old enough 4 FML your to old for sitting on santa's lap unless your a little hoe ho ho

JustOhSoLovely 6

Nobody is too old for Santa's lap! Lol

Never to late to make an old man happy. ;)


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A hoe is a gardening tool; ho is right

FYLDeep 25

That's offensive to call those women gardening tools. They are people too you know (or so they tell me).

Ho Ho Hoooly shit, sorry young lady....

leogirl95 12
Georgieeporgiee 9
AliCat18 12

# 30 . ye exactly, you use gardeing tools to "get it in" :)

onebigkaboom 10

I think if his pole was pointed south this wouldn't have even been a problem.

It doesnt matter which pole as long as santas cumming to op's house on christmas

MylifeStory9 0
SemperFi_23 6

Old enough to count, old enough to mount.

If you know what erection is.. Then you are too old to sit in santa's lap!

She has account at fml? So.. Second grade??! Dont think so..

gabrielbaby 9

I knew about sex before I was in kindergarten. Just because you didn't, doesn't mean other people don't.

nebut what 104 is saying is that Op must still be young to be sitting on santa's lap.

This little kid sent Santa a letter saying "Can u send a little brother for christmas?" Santa replied "sure but first send your mom!"

NoahStaz 3

I want to know OP's gender. If OP is a guy...

kalejaxson 5

Maybe you and him can get together and have some hot chocolate later.

You do know this goes both ways, right? If he/she is a child, either Santa's a pervert or got a random erection. If an adult, WHY the HELL would you be sitting on his lap?

debatingalways 0

Either way it's bad. 1. Why is an adult sitting on santas lap??! Or 2. Santas gonna be the one getting watched while he's sleeping this year..... In prison!