Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML
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darkfaery
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If you two are not married, then technically, she IS single. And if you don't want her to be single, then you ought to put a ring on it!
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Carolaaine
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As long as she doesn't try to kiss another boy (or boyS) you're quite safe.. It's just a song
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Nofuckyourlife
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tsim_fml
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no thats what he gets for not saying "my girlfriend and i"
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heyyitslo
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hahaha go grammar nazis!
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bluerara912
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I agree the club scene is beyond stupid
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Riku714
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You mean "that's" what he gets.
You may be a grammar nazi but you need work on your punctuation good Sir.
You may be a grammar nazi but you need work on your punctuation good Sir.
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threer
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Grammar altogether, actually...
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Carolaaine
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As long as she doesn't try to kiss another boy (or boyS) you're quite safe.. It's just a song
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Sgt_Minty
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Look at the name "dumpedattheclub" DUMPED at the club
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Jschro14
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My girl loves that song and it makes me laugh every time I hear it too. Not really FML though. She was just into the song.
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frolick123
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shutterbug1190
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Dudes 23.... Lol...
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MrsDruidess
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the song is about marriage so yeah, in the context of the song, shes single.
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zoomster
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definitely not an fml
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Kick62
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You're an insecure manchild, she is having some fun at a club, she's not blowing some guy in front of you
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Jbiebs82
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I luv ur pic
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Jbiebs82
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Everyone thinks your insecure.. and not an fml.. IT'S NOT AN FML!! She was havig fun!
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darkfaery
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If you two are not married, then technically, she IS single. And if you don't want her to be single, then you ought to put a ring on it!
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ryguy1997
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no not true if you are in a bf gf you are in a relationship so yeah go check your reasoning.
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mathewneill
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ryguy you totally missed the point.have you got no sense of humour?
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skizzlerz
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actually yes she is technically single. at weddings they ask for all single women to catch the bouquet, and women with boyfriends are included in that.
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King_of_Kings
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i second #1
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jessywoo
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Not an FML
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trop_fml
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it's just the song! not an FML
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badddninja
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does she know shes ur girlfriend?
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PoopNuggetLeader
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Lol, I believe people did not understand your joke.
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comment11111
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I did :) hilarious