FML : Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!"...

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Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dumpedattheclub - / Saturday 28 March 2009 03:40 / United States

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By darkfaery | 0

#64458 - Saturday 28 March 2009 11:02

If you two are not married, then technically, she IS single. And if you don't want her to be single, then you ought to put a ring on it!

By Carolaaine | 0

#64441 - Saturday 28 March 2009 10:47

As long as she doesn't try to kiss another boy (or boyS) you're quite safe.. It's just a song

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By Nofuckyourlife | 1

#64437 - Saturday 28 March 2009 10:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

tsim_fml | 0

#2364698 - Sunday 17 April 2011 22:25

no thats what he gets for not saying "my girlfriend and i"

heyyitslo | 6

#2646135 - Thursday 9 June 2011 4:55

hahaha go grammar nazis!

bluerara912 | 12

#5579864 - Sunday 14 July 2013 16:35

I agree the club scene is beyond stupid

Riku714 | 25

#5710997 - Thursday 10 October 2013 13:51

You mean "that's" what he gets.
You may be a grammar nazi but you need work on your punctuation good Sir.

threer | 30

#5717374 - Tuesday 15 October 2013 19:37

Grammar altogether, actually...

By Carolaaine | 0

#64441 - Saturday 28 March 2009 10:47

As long as she doesn't try to kiss another boy (or boyS) you're quite safe.. It's just a song

Sgt_Minty | 0

#3110634 - Monday 15 August 2011 6:44

Look at the name "dumpedattheclub" DUMPED at the club

By Jschro14 | 0

#64446 - Saturday 28 March 2009 10:49

My girl loves that song and it makes me laugh every time I hear it too. Not really FML though. She was just into the song.

frolick123 | 0

#2624792 - Sunday 5 June 2011 18:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

shutterbug1190 | 12

#3210315 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:24

Dudes 23.... Lol...

MrsDruidess | 23

#6410369 - Monday 14 September 2015 9:01

the song is about marriage so yeah, in the context of the song, shes single.

By zoomster | 0

#64450 - Saturday 28 March 2009 10:55

definitely not an fml

By Kick62 | 0

#64455 - Saturday 28 March 2009 11:01

You're an insecure manchild, she is having some fun at a club, she's not blowing some guy in front of you

Jbiebs82 | 0

#985312 - Monday 26 April 2010 23:06

I luv ur pic

Jbiebs82 | 0

#1001934 - Saturday 22 May 2010 6:55

Everyone thinks your insecure.. and not an fml.. IT'S NOT AN FML!! She was havig fun!

By darkfaery | 0

#64458 - Saturday 28 March 2009 11:02

If you two are not married, then technically, she IS single. And if you don't want her to be single, then you ought to put a ring on it!

ryguy1997 | 0

#973659 - Saturday 3 April 2010 18:13

no not true if you are in a bf gf you are in a relationship so yeah go check your reasoning.

mathewneill | 0

#1615644 - Thursday 28 October 2010 12:01

ryguy you totally missed the point.have you got no sense of humour?

skizzlerz | 0

#2504636 - Friday 13 May 2011 23:31

actually yes she is technically single. at weddings they ask for all single women to catch the bouquet, and women with boyfriends are included in that.