Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML
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Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
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darkfaery 0
If you two are not married, then technically, she IS single. And if you don't want her to be single, then you ought to put a ring on it!
Carolaaine 0
As long as she doesn't try to kiss another boy (or boyS) you're quite safe.. It's just a song
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Comments (155)
Omniori 0
While I understand the views of some of the fellow comments, you guys have to understand that the DJ asked that for a reason. So that the guys in the club LOOKING for single ladies would know who to approach. Once his girlfriend lifted that hand up, she was basically giving them the ok to flirt with her. Would YOU feel comfortable if your significant other gave the go ahead for people to hit on her?
lizh_fml 9
paranoia... its not a meat market.
threer 30
Women are meat according to every-*******-one else, remember?
RobBrooks 0
Well duh she raised her hand, she IS single. The whole point of the song is to 'put a ring on her finger', to be married. You are obviously not married and thus both single.
deliciouskaek 1
She's not married = She's single. Deal with it. Also, just because someone asks her to dance doesn't mean she's going to accept. Sounds like a paranoia/trust issue to me, so yeah. FYL, until you get that in check. #11 ~ You're psychic now? Or, all DJs ask for the same reason?
Omniori 0
I never said I agreed with the FML, I was just asking all of you a question from his point of view....
slapper23 0
Hmm I was thinking of the validity of this... You went to "the club" is there only 1? ha ha
FajitaFreak 3
I disagree heavily with those who say that if you're not married, you're single. This is messed up. Marriage is a waste of money and a trap for the man. You can be boyfriend and girlfriend without being married, and most certainly can be exclusive.
threer 30
Trap for the man? And here I thought it was about love. Go **** yourself-- women and men are the same and marriage doesn't change much. Despite the legal consequences(I wish it was the same for men and women, but alas **** the world), it isn't a 'trap' or anything of the like.
PlasticShark 0
That song is fierce, I love it.
CeeCee_fml 16
Don't get on her too hard, she was probably in "the moment" and didn't realize what she just did. Even if she did, she was just having fun. Now excuse me while I do my Beyonce dance- Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
18rhunt 16
Lmao I just sang the song to figure out if you had the tight number of oh's. OCD probs, am I right?
sux4uu 0
boo you, she was probably just cheering to be cheering like everyone else and thought it'd defeat the purpose to be a taken lady and love the song!
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
It's a ******* song. It's not like she's cheating on you. @18, the song sucks. It's generic pop shit and you should be ashamed for loving it. You don't have to hate it, but it's nothing special - in 2 years, everybody will have forgotten it.
SpaceDementia_fml 4
Not true, it's been two years, people are still obnoxious ._.
threer 30
More than 4 years and Single Ladies is big. Heh.