Miscellaneous: Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to...

By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:43 - Canada - Qualicum Beach

Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By Travolta - 14/08/2011 04:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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Dancing With The Stares

By Travolta - 20/05/2019 02:13

Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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By gb - 18/08/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

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RageWolf16 31

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:35

It probably doesn't help that you say stuff like "impress some girls with my moves".

Miss_Chevious 37

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:29

Should have looked her squarely in the eyes and said "You're the most blonde brunette/redhead I have ever seen."

Comments

Dilexar 26

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:29

Well, maybe instead of trying your luck w/ your moves, try some smooth words and mingling. That seems like a solid plan B.

cprad11 12

Saturday 30 January 2016 13:19

Nah, his sick moves are bound to get at least one lucky lady's attention.

Miss_Chevious 37

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:29

Should have looked her squarely in the eyes and said "You're the most blonde brunette/redhead I have ever seen."

Recon13x 9

Saturday 30 January 2016 10:05

What if she actually was blonde?

slumcat 10

Saturday 30 January 2016 12:37

#18 Then you say "Wow the stereotypes are true."

cowboyslife 14

Saturday 30 January 2016 16:54

He never said that the person was brunette/ginger so you don't know that they're not blonde, and since when was being blonde a insult?

Chibi_Hiroko 18

Saturday 30 January 2016 20:56

Since when was being white or black an insult?

IcedSapphire 27

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:29

Challenge her to a dance-off.

lexred 30

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:29

All girls are not impressed by dance moves,I guess!

chuka81 27

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:34

So you're Michael Jackson?

willsnow18 11

Saturday 30 January 2016 10:09

he's dead in other words

hamrtym 15

Sunday 31 January 2016 4:01

That was truly worthy of an lol

tallesttree 10

Sunday 31 January 2016 22:11

You mean a lol

LPac5295 27

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:34

Hey man if they can't accept you for you then they're not right for you.

RageWolf16 31

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:35

It probably doesn't help that you say stuff like "impress some girls with my moves".

paravoz 30

Sunday 31 January 2016 8:16

should've used a different kind of 'moves'

no_playa_hater 14

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:44

You wouldn't want to impress people who say such stupid things anyway.

AbortionSurvivor 13

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:48

Sounds like what I experience while out on town

PennyLane27 32

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:53

Keep doing yo thang, OP!! PSA to the ladies out there: The guys out there grooving with their own style are generally the most fun and carefree. The ones out there dry humping (your leg, the floor, the wall, the air) on the dance floor? Avoid like the plague- cuz he's probably got a plague....in his pants.