By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
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It probably doesn't help that you say stuff like "impress some girls with my moves".

Should have looked her squarely in the eyes and said "You're the most blonde brunette/redhead I have ever seen."

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Well, maybe instead of trying your luck w/ your moves, try some smooth words and mingling. That seems like a solid plan B.

Nah, his sick moves are bound to get at least one lucky lady's attention.

Should have looked her squarely in the eyes and said "You're the most blonde brunette/redhead I have ever seen."

What if she actually was blonde?

#18 Then you say "Wow the stereotypes are true."

He never said that the person was brunette/ginger so you don't know that they're not blonde, and since when was being blonde a insult?

Since when was being white or black an insult?

Challenge her to a dance-off.

All girls are not impressed by dance moves,I guess!

So you're Michael Jackson?

he's dead in other words

That was truly worthy of an lol

You mean a lol

Hey man if they can't accept you for you then they're not right for you.

It probably doesn't help that you say stuff like "impress some girls with my moves".

should've used a different kind of 'moves'

You wouldn't want to impress people who say such stupid things anyway.

Sounds like what I experience while out on town

Keep doing yo thang, OP!! PSA to the ladies out there: The guys out there grooving with their own style are generally the most fun and carefree. The ones out there dry humping (your leg, the floor, the wall, the air) on the dance floor? Avoid like the plague- cuz he's probably got a plague....in his pants.