By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 836
You deserved it 4 731

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Stand up for yourself. She was coming on to you.

ibeinpain 5

Say, "That was a woman?!" I bet that would piss him off.


Stand up for yourself. She was coming on to you.

nonelikeworms 0

At least you know you got game.

12- Men don't hit other men in the balls, no matter how bad they be bitchin'.

alexd10293 0

And I will cum on to her too ;)

Definitely grounds to throw down there. If you're a sweet piece of man meat it's not your fault. Smack that a-hole... Then let her boyfriend know his girlfriend is a floozie

This is a whole new meaning of getting ****** by a girl in the club.

You gotta fight For your right To party!

#31 If a man pulls a gun or knife on me and I'm unarmed then in going strait for the balls

jwade11 12

This FML sounds extremely similar to a movie I've seen! That sucks for you OP! Seems like that happens a lot!

ibeinpain 5

Say, "That was a woman?!" I bet that would piss him off.

OP identified her as a cute girl so I don't think the insult would be effective.

More like 'That was your woman' since she came to a bar with him yet she hit on other guys to dance with.

Better yet, tell him "your woman?? She's been every guys woman here tonight" ;) that'll piss him off :3

loveanthony645 5

Well, that is what you get for touching his woman.

tacovender 7

Buy her because apparently she's property --"my woman"

Offer him two dollars, a Happy Feet burger king watch, and a piece of double bubble gum to buy her. That should do it.

6, people who say things like that piss me off to no end. Obviously women are not property. I'm pretty confident the man in the OP agrees with that, considering 99.9% (roughly) of people in modern society agree with it. "My woman" was simply a concise way to tell the OP that the woman with whom the OP was suggestively acting was in a relationship with him. Don't overthink things, especially when you're deciding whether or not they're politically correct.

leadman1989 15

Yes because women never say MY man or MY bf you're being really pedantic and petty.

And here comes the feminist to defend the *****. Not giving an excuse for her actions or saying they are wrong, but attacking the guy for saying my woman. If the girl said my boyfriend you would sit there with your mouth shut.

How do you refer to anyone of relation without using "my" before the noun? My parent. My friend. My sibling. My significant other. My spouse. My child. My professor. If you want to look at it that way, you can be a tight ass and think of everyone as property. To hell with the 15 idiots who thumbed you up.

******* hate when feminists say stupid shit like that. You want equal rights? You get to work just as hard. Don't say chivalry is dead, because as far as I'm concerned, there's no need to treat you any better than a man. Not completely sure if this person is a feminist but it still brought up the topic lol.

Alexisthebestest 16

I never understood why some people got defensive over being called "my woman" or "my man". I used to have a boyfriend that called me "my girl". I thought it was cute :)

tacovender 7

Lol people take jokes way too seriously! The only reason the joke worked was because the language used by said bf of a **** was somewhat odd. Now, get over it :).

It wasn't odd at all. It's normal for people to speak possessively.

Tell him who's boss! Anyway, how were you supposed to know she was taken?

every1luvsboners 11

Happens to all of us. You're drunk, a girl looks your way (probably thinking how disgustingly putrid you look) you think she wants your penos. You get knocked out. Oh well, tomorrow is another day.

I'm sorry but every time I see your pic I have no clue what the hell is going on in it. I stare and I stare but I receive nothing. Any chance of some enlightenment?

seximexi911 10

Wow. girls are complete bitches. Not afraid to admit it.

loveanthony645 5

You should be. Us bitches give stitches.

You know, 20, I've met a few whiny men too, and they weren't in diapers or anything either.

This bitch wines like there's no tomorrow. ;)

men are complete dumbasses so it evens things out.

39 No, wine. Apparently your "I wish I was cool so I'll make my hair look straight out of an anime" hairdo blocked all thought to actually get the joke I made. This is why I hope you pay as much attention to school and logic as you do shopping for "hardcore" care bear outfits and purple non-permanent hair dye spray. Kids these days...

I got the joke because my hair isn't purple. >:)

zurisbloodyrose 0

Get up, wrap an arm around his waste and say "you're much finer than she is, bigboi." you'll either get knocked out again or a new boyfriend. I'd do it.

I don't think anybody wants to wrap their arms around waste! Ahhg!

zurisbloodyrose 0

Sorry, OP, but he's so rude! We all know how he feels, though :...