By Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
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  taternuts  |  0

Definitely grounds to throw down there. If you're a sweet piece of man meat it's not your fault. Smack that a-hole... Then let her boyfriend know his girlfriend is a floozie

By  TorturedXeno  |  27

What a douche. It's not your fault his woman likes to try new things a little too much. XD

  breadfruit  |  0

6, people who say things like that piss me off to no end. Obviously women are not property. I'm pretty confident the man in the OP agrees with that, considering 99.9% (roughly) of people in modern society agree with it. "My woman" was simply a concise way to tell the OP that the woman with whom the OP was suggestively acting was in a relationship with him. Don't overthink things, especially when you're deciding whether or not they're politically correct.

  ittsdann  |  6

And here comes the feminist to defend the whore. Not giving an excuse for her actions or saying they are wrong, but attacking the guy for saying my woman. If the girl said my boyfriend you would sit there with your mouth shut.

  Freeze_fml  |  16

How do you refer to anyone of relation without using "my" before the noun?

My parent.
My friend.
My sibling.
My significant other.
My spouse.
My child.
My professor.

If you want to look at it that way, you can be a tight ass and think of everyone as property.

To hell with the 15 idiots who thumbed you up.

  ihasbrains  |  10

Fucking hate when feminists say stupid shit like that. You want equal rights? You get to work just as hard. Don't say chivalry is dead, because as far as I'm concerned, there's no need to treat you any better than a man. Not completely sure if this person is a feminist but it still brought up the topic lol.


I never understood why some people got defensive over being called "my woman" or "my man". I used to have a boyfriend that called me "my girl". I thought it was cute :)

  tacovender  |  7

Lol people take jokes way too seriously! The only reason the joke worked was because the language used by said bf of a slut was somewhat odd. Now, get over it :).

By  every1luvsboners  |  11

Happens to all of us. You're drunk, a girl looks your way (probably thinking how disgustingly putrid you look) you think she wants your penos. You get knocked out.

Oh well, tomorrow is another day.

  Otarin  |  6

I'm sorry but every time I see your pic I have no clue what the hell is going on in it.
I stare and I stare but I receive nothing.

Any chance of some enlightenment?

  sheethapins  |  13

39 No, wine. Apparently your "I wish I was cool so I'll make my hair look straight out of an anime" hairdo blocked all thought to actually get the joke I made. This is why I hope you pay as much attention to school and logic as you do shopping for "hardcore" care bear outfits and purple non-permanent hair dye spray. Kids these days...