Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML
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Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
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darkfaery 0
If you two are not married, then technically, she IS single. And if you don't want her to be single, then you ought to put a ring on it!
Carolaaine 0
As long as she doesn't try to kiss another boy (or boyS) you're quite safe.. It's just a song
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ckpnorthwest 0
a "single lady" refers to an unMARRIED woman, not a completely single woman. so as long as she's just your girlfriend.. you're fine.
dancin303 0
to most people single refers to not being in any type of realationship (married, bf/gf, etc.) but in the song it refers to being unmaried (hence "if you like it shoulda put a ring on it") meaning your girlfrend or friend can leave you if your dont get married basically also its a fun dance song and was probably just having fun so you need to calm down and talk about it if it upsets you enough to post it as an FML also i like the song. fun song. not in love with it
shaBAMalex 0
"UrLifeDoesntSuck", why not let people have their own musical tastes instead of telling them what to listen to? You know ONE song they've listened to. Doesn't mean they only listen to top forty.
Vykeera 0
UrLifeDoesn'tSuck: I do listen to a lot of music other than top 40, I just happen to think that some top 40 music is good, and apparently a lot of people agree.... hence why it's in the top 40, you know? :p Something isn't rubbish just because it's popular and it's only pop music. It's a fun song. Anyway, this it ot and pointless.
Quad17 0
yo, its a song, ur in the club. Its normal to do that. As long as she wit u, it don't matter. check urself
stevenish 0
im with #5, lighten up its no biggie.
Rackergen 0
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it!
karlaabbyx3 0
its a song. whenever the DJ says "where the single ladies at?" i raise my hand just to have fun. its nothing.
yep_me_again 0
not an FML, and lol @ #6. took the words right out of my mouth!
fermata 0
Every girl I know, single or not, puts her hand up for this song. It's just a fun song and doesn't mean anything.