Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML
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rockne93
| 17
Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?
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WFFLPWND
| 10
You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)
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rockne93
| 17
Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?
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FangirlingAlways
| 14
Strange phobia. I'm guessing that it is from a childhood experience.
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DoctorRoche
| 11
Orange you glad we didn't thumbs down that bad pun?
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garrett1999o3
| 16
#13 I can imagine that in my head right now.
OP: Steve! Stop feeding me your banana!
OP: Steve! Stop feeding me your banana!
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rockne93
| 17
#18 Calm down there buddy. If you want to talk shit, go to the toilet store.
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DoctorRoche
| 11
Rocknee you mad bro?
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Awesome58422599
| 19
It would suck if your boyfriend had a curved dick.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Where's you get these puns the toilet store?
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Fermion
| 20
Well he isn't alone! Pythagoras had a fear of beans AND lived in Greece. Could you imagine how rough that would be for him? Everyone has a phobia strange or not.
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stewpididiot
| 11
At first I thought it said 'wanking bananas' !!!
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Sinistra_Blue
| 12
Pythagoras had a fear of beans? I thought he was just afraid of theorems.
*Ba dum tis*
*Ba dum tis*
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Goldenchest
| 14
Am I the only one who got 49's reference?
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mrhe3t
| 9
Nope, and it's actually kind of funny but hey, he was being a dick.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
God forbid your bf uses a banana flavored condom on his curved member...
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WFFLPWND
| 10
You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)
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| 28
Banana Terracotta Pie, anyone?
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Enslaved
| 36
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? It's me she's going to eat."
"Why are you shaking? It's me she's going to eat."
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| 28
I assume not many here got the System of a Down reference...
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clemsi
| 20
I did. ...and now I can't get the song out of my head
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Ambient25
| 24
this shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
Make like a banana and split.
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kaitlynjane
| 28
A System of a Down reference down voted.. And a shitty pop song reference gets up voted?
Yep. The world has officially gone to shit.
Yep. The world has officially gone to shit.
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squideth
| 18
138 shut up you pretentious fuck.
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SonOfAMitch
| 14
Going bananas, eh OP?
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zandalee
| 19
Take revenge! Make a massive banana smoothie and make evil giggles while slurping it down.
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stephhrunsaway
| 21
That hilarious moment when my sis almost chokes to death on her peanut butter and banana sandwich after I read her this FML.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Wasn't this on an episode of courage the cowardly dog?
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mcr2000
| 11
like that episode of zack and cody
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nickn426
| 14
There was a show I watched as a toddler "Bananas in Pajamas" That was some freaky shit man.
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kmccain
| 27
#4 that's exactly what I thought of reading this.
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Eternal94
| 10
Is that the tv show about two bananas that name banana A and banana B ?
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applebramble
| 22
I can't believe no one has mentioned the minions! ):
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DoctorRoche
| 11
This isn't a phobia at all.. Bananas are fucking terrifying.
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CobraLazerFace
| 21
Brazilian gangs in a nutshell. They be ghetto blasting the Chiquita Banana jingle all over the favellas.
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Zelphoric
| 25
Bananas are okay... I fear banana slicers much more o_o
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Helpfulman
| 17
Dat peel tho.
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nick3600
| 22
A banana molested me :(
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TyT63
| 12
you came to the wrong bananahood mother fucker
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garrett1999o3
| 16
Your joke is bad and you should feel bad!
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emirie
| 21
I thought it was brilliant.
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ViktoriaaKills
| 13
You must have loved Bananas in Pajamas.
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HelloooooNurse
| 20
Now that damn song is in my head :(
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duhhspammerx3
| 16
I guess you could say OP was going bananas ;)
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SonOfAMitch
| 14
Thank god no one has made that joke on this thread.
Oh, wait..
Oh, wait..
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duhhspammerx3
| 16
Damn. Thought I'd get to that joke before anyone else. Better luck next time, I guess!
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GGregoire
| 16
Don't feel bad, I still have nightmares of bananas in pajamas
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slappygecko
| 21
Pizza pizza momizza, bananafanaboCANNIBALISM
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Sports_guy3
| 28
What the hell?! Stop drinking. Now.
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XxCrimsonxX
| 2
I will find you. And I will force you to eat a banana
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dovahconn
| 12
you are truly evil