FML : Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed...

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Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Elisa_LmR - / Friday 3 January 2014 23:28 / France

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By rockne93 | 17

#5815971 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:25

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

By WFFLPWND | 10

#5815972 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:25

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

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By rockne93 | 17

#5815971 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:25

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

FangirlingAlways | 14

#5815989 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:29

Strange phobia. I'm guessing that it is from a childhood experience.

DoctorRoche | 11

#5815998 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:31

Orange you glad we didn't thumbs down that bad pun?

garrett1999o3 | 16

#5816007 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:33

#13 I can imagine that in my head right now. OP: Steve! Stop feeding me your banana!

rockne93 | 17

#5816022 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:39

#18 Calm down there buddy. If you want to talk shit, go to the toilet store.

DoctorRoche | 11

#5816028 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:48

Rocknee you mad bro?

Awesome58422599 | 19

#5816061 - Saturday 4 January 2014 06:08

It would suck if your boyfriend had a curved dick.

Redoxx_fml | 22

#5816083 - Saturday 4 January 2014 06:33

Where's you get these puns the toilet store?

Fermion | 20

#5816105 - Saturday 4 January 2014 06:58

Well he isn't alone! Pythagoras had a fear of beans AND lived in Greece. Could you imagine how rough that would be for him? Everyone has a phobia strange or not.

stewpididiot | 11

#5816212 - Saturday 4 January 2014 08:52

At first I thought it said 'wanking bananas' !!!

Sinistra_Blue | 12

#5816550 - Saturday 4 January 2014 06:30

Pythagoras had a fear of beans? I thought he was just afraid of theorems. *Ba dum tis*

Goldenchest | 14

#5816946 - Sunday 5 January 2014 12:27

Am I the only one who got 49's reference?

mrhe3t | 9

#5817569 - Sunday 5 January 2014 01:30

Nope, and it's actually kind of funny but hey, he was being a dick.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5820095 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 10:24

God forbid your bf uses a banana flavored condom on his curved member...

By WFFLPWND | 10

#5815972 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:25

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

Booda_Shun | 28

#5816016 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:36

Banana Terracotta Pie, anyone?

Enslaved | 36

#5816074 - Saturday 4 January 2014 06:19

What did the banana say to the vibrator? "Why are you shaking? It's me she's going to eat."

Booda_Shun | 28

#5816137 - Saturday 4 January 2014 07:24

I assume not many here got the System of a Down reference...

clemsi | 20

#5816199 - Saturday 4 January 2014 08:31

I did. ...and now I can't get the song out of my head

Ambient25 | 24

#5816273 - Saturday 4 January 2014 10:25

this shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#5816292 - Saturday 4 January 2014 10:59

Make like a banana and split.

kaitlynjane | 28

#5817238 - Sunday 5 January 2014 05:04

A System of a Down reference down voted.. And a shitty pop song reference gets up voted? Yep. The world has officially gone to shit.

squideth | 18

#5818576 - Monday 6 January 2014 08:41

138 shut up you pretentious fuck.

By SonOfAMitch | 14

#5815973 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:25

Going bananas, eh OP?

zandalee | 19

#5816047 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:58

Take revenge! Make a massive banana smoothie and make evil giggles while slurping it down.

stephhrunsaway | 21

#5816213 - Saturday 4 January 2014 08:53

That hilarious moment when my sis almost chokes to death on her peanut butter and banana sandwich after I read her this FML.

Redoxx_fml | 22

#5816538 - Saturday 4 January 2014 06:08

Wasn't this on an episode of courage the cowardly dog?

By mcr2000 | 11

#5815974 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:26

like that episode of zack and cody

nickn426 | 14

#5816483 - Saturday 4 January 2014 04:43

There was a show I watched as a toddler "Bananas in Pajamas" That was some freaky shit man.

kmccain | 27

#5816766 - Saturday 4 January 2014 09:45

#4 that's exactly what I thought of reading this.

Eternal94 | 10

#5817097 - Sunday 5 January 2014 02:25

Is that the tv show about two bananas that name banana A and banana B ?

applebramble | 22

#5817773 - Sunday 5 January 2014 06:16

I can't believe no one has mentioned the minions! ):

By DoctorRoche | 11

#5815975 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:26

This isn't a phobia at all.. Bananas are fucking terrifying.

CobraLazerFace | 21

#5816064 - Saturday 4 January 2014 06:10

Brazilian gangs in a nutshell. They be ghetto blasting the Chiquita Banana jingle all over the favellas.

Zelphoric | 25

#5816179 - Saturday 4 January 2014 08:11

Bananas are okay... I fear banana slicers much more o_o

Helpfulman | 17

#5816632 - Saturday 4 January 2014 07:30

Dat peel tho.

nick3600 | 20

#5819076 - Monday 6 January 2014 08:57

A banana molested me :(

By TyT63 | 12

#5815976 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:26

you came to the wrong bananahood mother fucker

garrett1999o3 | 16

#5815982 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:28

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad!

emirie | 21

#5816101 - Saturday 4 January 2014 06:54

I thought it was brilliant.

By ViktoriaaKills | 13

#5815978 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:27

You must have loved Bananas in Pajamas.

HelloooooNurse | 20

#5816520 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:38

Now that damn song is in my head :(

By duhhspammerx3 | 16

#5815979 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:27

I guess you could say OP was going bananas ;)

SonOfAMitch | 14

#5816003 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:32

Thank god no one has made that joke on this thread. Oh, wait..

duhhspammerx3 | 16

#5816009 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:34

Damn. Thought I'd get to that joke before anyone else. Better luck next time, I guess!

By GGregoire | 16

#5815980 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:27

Don't feel bad, I still have nightmares of bananas in pajamas

slappygecko | 21

#5816116 - Saturday 4 January 2014 07:06

Pizza pizza momizza, bananafanaboCANNIBALISM

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5816130 - Saturday 4 January 2014 07:17

What the hell?! Stop drinking. Now.

By XxCrimsonxX | 2

#5815984 - Saturday 4 January 2014 05:28

I will find you. And I will force you to eat a banana

dovahconn | 12

#5816266 - Saturday 4 January 2014 09:57

you are truly evil

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