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Listen to "mother knows best" from tangled. But I'm drunk as hell, what do I know! Happy new year

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That really is rude, but at least your mom didn't shove it down your throat or something. I would have taken the banana to scare her and then have thrown it at her face.

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If she did kill her with the banana then we wouldn't have to worry about it happening ever again because the liberals would just campaign against our rights to have bananas.

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#88 - I'd only suggest her telling her mother to go fuck herself if she either A) isn't afraid of being grounded, or B) is too old to be grounded. :P

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I agree. It doesn't matter how mad a mother gets at their child. They should NEVER tell him/her to go like himself/herself.

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I really dont care for bananas. not so much the taste of them as it is the texture that gets to me. and the fact that its dick-shaped.. that too.

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I think LH is trying to hit on the Freudian significance of the banana imagery. Why did OPs mom choose a fruit overwhelmingly phallic as opposed to an apple which clearly has both biblical and mythological significance. Or a star fruit that when viewed end on resembles an asshole. Too much?

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Maybe she threw a banana because that's all that was there. It says nothing about her picking a banana over any other fruit.

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That's why she fakes eating it instead. I suspect it would have to be a bit less direct than simply sticking the banana into her mouth.

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