FML : Today, I found a banana on my bed. It was black and shriveled because I accidentally left it there after I thought I finished the whole bushel I bought...

Today, I found a banana on my bed. It was black and shriveled because I accidentally left it there after I thought I finished the whole bushel I bought last week. I've been sleeping in my bed all week and didn't notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Twomanybananas - / Monday 23 January 2017 16:00 /

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By namine120409 | 35

#7395308 - Monday 23 January 2017 16:19

Are you implying you just sat on your bed and proceeded to eat the majority of a whole bushel of bananas?

By iswearimhuman | 12

#7395364 - Monday 23 January 2017 18:02

How does one not notice an entire shrivelled banana lurking between their sheets? Do you curl up in fetal position in one place for the entire night?? I'm genuinely curious yet slightly impressed.

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By AlissaMichaela | 8

#7395302 - Monday 23 January 2017 16:14

Maybe you should make your bed once in a while. And wash your sheets.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7395306 - Monday 23 January 2017 16:18

Ick, you don't sound very a-peel-ing!

By namine120409 | 35

#7395308 - Monday 23 January 2017 16:19

Are you implying you just sat on your bed and proceeded to eat the majority of a whole bushel of bananas?

By hutchinsons2 | 8

#7395355 - Monday 23 January 2017 17:50

You keep bananas in your bed? Are they used for something other than eating...?

MrEldritch | 14

#7395489 - Monday 23 January 2017 21:29

OP's usage of "finished" does sort of leave that open for interpretation.

Not sure if I really want to know though, lol.

By iswearimhuman | 12

#7395364 - Monday 23 January 2017 18:02

How does one not notice an entire shrivelled banana lurking between their sheets? Do you curl up in fetal position in one place for the entire night?? I'm genuinely curious yet slightly impressed.