Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When I woke up, I noticed my braces were stuck to the rug. After frantically pulling, my mom finally sawed me off the rug with scissors. FML I agree, your life sucks 41330 I agree, your life sucks 41330 You deserved it 4643 You deserved it 4643 1 1 4 36 By Anonymous - / Saturday 3 July 2010 04:19 / United States
Today, I got a really bad sunburn on my face while at the lake. Not to worry, though; my friends made me feel better by saying, "It takes the attention... I agree, your life sucks 31332 I agree, your life sucks 31332 You deserved it 3925 You deserved it 3925 147
Today, after 6 dentist visits, 2 root canals, and $1,500 that I'll likely have to sell vital organs to pay, the agonizing tooth pain I've had for months... I agree, your life sucks 11068 I agree, your life sucks 11068 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1103 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1103 37
Today, after house sitting for my future father-in-law and managing to keep things spotless for 3 weeks, a pipe burst. It flooded the place and shorted... I agree, your life sucks 3974 I agree, your life sucks 3974 You deserved it 230 You deserved it 230 14
Today, my mentally disabled brother chose to come out to our entire southern family while he was giving a eulogy at our grandfather's funeral. FML I agree, your life sucks 815 I agree, your life sucks 815 You deserved it 82 You deserved it 82 15
Today, my class had a debate about religion. My classmate said that Christians couldn’t be circumcised because “only Jewish people are”. Without thinking... I agree, your life sucks 3 I agree, your life sucks 3 You deserved it 2 You deserved it 2
Canada Today, I found out why my art teacher was so reluctant to return my artwork that he'd borrowed to display. He dropped a white splotch of paint in the centre...
Philippines Today, one of my younger nephews had an epileptic seizure. My mom started to administer wrong treatments she learned from Google. Being a doctor, I told...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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