Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd peed myself. FML
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chippa
| 24
Does a 50 year old man wear boxers or briefs?
Depends!
(Get some.)
Depends!
(Get some.)
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Wolvander88
| 19
How does it make a difference unless he was wearing a diaper?
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chippa
| 24
Depends is a brand of diaper-underwear hybrid...
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AshhyTheBlonde
| 8
Duh!
8- Idiot.
It was a joke! I found it quite funny myself:D
8- Idiot.
It was a joke! I found it quite funny myself:D
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Unbweavable
| 17
Clever
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Myo_fml
| 20
Sucking up gets you nowhere, 26. As you'll soon see, commenting upon that fact goes nowhere as well but at this point, I'm bury baiting.
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MormonPornstar
| 7
Hey uh... 42? She's hot, so your argument is invalid. Cheers :)
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WCARlover
| 34
I automatically read "meditate" as "masturbate". Oops
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Enslaved
| 36
Haha-- Well, it does relieve stress.
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Schizomaniac
| 24
You know you've been around FML too long when...
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razbery_nerd
| 4
Well we all know where your minds at!
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HeyHeyFishFillet
| 34
No big deal, this happens to everyone.
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afrothunder666
| 5
So urine a lot of stress huh? I hear meditating is good for that... Oh, maybe not hahaha
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Yousuck24
| 21
What a piss poor attempt at a pun...
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Hannahmgp
| 9
Clearly, this guy is not a wizz at puns.
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bettykooler
| 7
I see what you did there..
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wickedninja918
| 1
idk i thought it was kinda funny (but thats probably just pee)
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Wolvander88
| 19
So, that happened..
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ArmyxWife
| 5
You're a *beep*ing idiot -_-
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WritingWrongs
| 8
Yes it did! Very good! Now can you tell us what didn't happen?
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Whaaaaaat734
| 6
^Intelligence.
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Gulianna
| 2
At least it wasn't sleep paralysis. That would've been STRESSFUL!
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iOceanus
| 18
I find sleep paralysis to be an interestingly weird experience every time it happens.
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
I hate it! It scares the shit out of me.
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BradyT918
| 9
I enjoy it. It makes it very easy to enter a lucid dream
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Kallian_fml
| 21
Congratulations grasshopper. You have achieved the ultimate state of relaxation.
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tsim14
| 4
Not until he soils himself from the rear has he achieved the "ultimate" state.
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DocBastard
| 38
At least it wasn't your anal sphincter that relaxed.
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amandajlucas2015
| 2
Maybe it did and there was just nothing that needed to come out lol
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secretsymbiote21
| 5
hey that stuff happens. hopefully your friend didn't notice. and if he did. FYL
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perdix
| 29
Now, you smell of urine and have to walk around in public sporting a giant pee stain. I'm guessing that's more stressful than the state you were in before. Your friend must be a bear of a yogi.
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Hannahmgp
| 9
Go watch a movie or something, I don't think meditation seems cut out for you.
Depends!
(Get some.)