FML : Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state...

Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd peed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:55 / United States - Scarsdale

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By WCARlover | 34

#5151590 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:21

I automatically read "meditate" as "masturbate". Oops

By chippa | 24

#5151587 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:20

Does a 50 year old man wear boxers or briefs?
Depends!
(Get some.)

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By chippa | 24

#5151587 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:20

Does a 50 year old man wear boxers or briefs?
Depends!
(Get some.)

Wolvander88 | 19

#5151605 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:26

How does it make a difference unless he was wearing a diaper?

chippa | 24

#5151607 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:26

Depends is a brand of diaper-underwear hybrid...

AshhyTheBlonde | 8

#5151795 - Thursday 15 November 2012 9:42

Duh!
8- Idiot.
It was a joke! I found it quite funny myself:D

Unbweavable | 14

#5152210 - Thursday 15 November 2012 13:54

Clever

Myo_fml | 20

#5152404 - Thursday 15 November 2012 15:59

Sucking up gets you nowhere, 26. As you'll soon see, commenting upon that fact goes nowhere as well but at this point, I'm bury baiting.

MormonPornstar | 7

#5154224 - Friday 16 November 2012 8:55

Hey uh... 42? She's hot, so your argument is invalid. Cheers :)

By WCARlover | 34

#5151590 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:21

I automatically read "meditate" as "masturbate". Oops

Enslaved | 36

#5151623 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:30

Haha-- Well, it does relieve stress.

Schizomaniac | 24

#5151635 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:38

You know you've been around FML too long when...

razbery_nerd | 4

#5156355 - Friday 16 November 2012 23:56

Well we all know where your minds at!

HeyHeyFishFillet | 34

#6159494 - Thursday 1 January 2015 5:45

No big deal, this happens to everyone.

By afrothunder666 | 5

#5151592 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:21

So urine a lot of stress huh? I hear meditating is good for that... Oh, maybe not hahaha

Yousuck24 | 21

#5151626 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:32

What a piss poor attempt at a pun...

Hannahmgp | 9

#5151667 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:48

Clearly, this guy is not a wizz at puns.

bettykooler | 7

#5151833 - Thursday 15 November 2012 10:18

I see what you did there..

wickedninja918 | 1

#5152257 - Thursday 15 November 2012 14:23

idk i thought it was kinda funny (but thats probably just pee)

By Wolvander88 | 19

#5151593 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:22

So, that happened..

ArmyxWife | 5

#5151911 - Thursday 15 November 2012 11:34

You're a *beep*ing idiot -_-

WritingWrongs | 8

#5152356 - Thursday 15 November 2012 15:31

Yes it did! Very good! Now can you tell us what didn't happen?

Whaaaaaat734 | 6

#5152515 - Thursday 15 November 2012 17:06

^Intelligence.

By Gulianna | 2

#5151595 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:22

At least it wasn't sleep paralysis. That would've been STRESSFUL!

iOceanus | 18

#5151649 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:43

I find sleep paralysis to be an interestingly weird experience every time it happens.

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#5151853 - Thursday 15 November 2012 10:39

I hate it! It scares the shit out of me.

BradyT918 | 9

#5151939 - Thursday 15 November 2012 12:01

I enjoy it. It makes it very easy to enter a lucid dream

By Kallian_fml | 21

#5151599 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:23

Congratulations grasshopper. You have achieved the ultimate state of relaxation.

tsim14 | 4

#5151776 - Thursday 15 November 2012 9:34

Not until he soils himself from the rear has he achieved the "ultimate" state.

By DocBastard | 38

#5151609 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:26

At least it wasn't your anal sphincter that relaxed.

amandajlucas2015 | 2

#5152387 - Thursday 15 November 2012 15:50

Maybe it did and there was just nothing that needed to come out lol

By secretsymbiote21 | 5

#5151613 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:27

hey that stuff happens. hopefully your friend didn't notice. and if he did. FYL

By perdix | 29

#5151618 - Thursday 15 November 2012 8:29

Now, you smell of urine and have to walk around in public sporting a giant pee stain. I'm guessing that's more stressful than the state you were in before. Your friend must be a bear of a yogi.