By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:55 - United States - Scarsdale

Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd peed myself. FML
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WCARlover 34
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I automatically read "meditate" as "masturbate". Oops

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chippa 24
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Does a 50 year old man wear boxers or briefs? Depends! (Get some.)

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chippa 24
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Does a 50 year old man wear boxers or briefs? Depends! (Get some.)

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Wolvander88 19
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How does it make a difference unless he was wearing a diaper?

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chippa 24
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Depends is a brand of diaper-underwear hybrid...

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AshhyTheBlonde 8
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Duh! 8- Idiot. It was a joke! I found it quite funny myself:D

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Unbweavable 17

Clever

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Myo_fml 20
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Sucking up gets you nowhere, 26. As you'll soon see, commenting upon that fact goes nowhere as well but at this point, I'm bury baiting.

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MormonPornstar 7
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Hey uh... 42? She's hot, so your argument is invalid. Cheers :)

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WCARlover 34
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I automatically read "meditate" as "masturbate". Oops

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Enslaved 36
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Haha-- Well, it does relieve stress.

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Schizomaniac 24

You know you've been around FML too long when...

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razbery_nerd 4
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Well we all know where your minds at!

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

No big deal, this happens to everyone.

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afrothunder666 5
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So urine a lot of stress huh? I hear meditating is good for that... Oh, maybe not hahaha

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Yousuck24 21
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What a piss poor attempt at a pun...

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Hannahmgp 9
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Clearly, this guy is not a wizz at puns.

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bettykooler 7

I see what you did there..

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wickedninja918 1
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idk i thought it was kinda funny (but thats probably just pee)

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Wolvander88 19
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So, that happened..

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ArmyxWife 5
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You're a *beep*ing idiot -_-

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WritingWrongs 8
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Yes it did! Very good! Now can you tell us what didn't happen?

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Whaaaaaat734 6

^Intelligence.

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Gulianna 2
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At least it wasn't sleep paralysis. That would've been STRESSFUL!

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iOceanus 18

I find sleep paralysis to be an interestingly weird experience every time it happens.

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PeteyPablo12308 20
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I hate it! It scares the shit out of me.

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BradyT918 9
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I enjoy it. It makes it very easy to enter a lucid dream

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Kallian_fml 21

Congratulations grasshopper. You have achieved the ultimate state of relaxation.

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tsim14 4
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Not until he soils himself from the rear has he achieved the "ultimate" state.

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DocBastard 38
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At least it wasn't your anal sphincter that relaxed.

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amandajlucas2015 2

Maybe it did and there was just nothing that needed to come out lol

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secretsymbiote21 5

hey that stuff happens. hopefully your friend didn't notice. and if he did. FYL

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perdix 29

Now, you smell of urine and have to walk around in public sporting a giant pee stain. I'm guessing that's more stressful than the state you were in before. Your friend must be a bear of a yogi.

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Hannahmgp 9
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Go watch a movie or something, I don't think meditation seems cut out for you.

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