All's fair in love and war. And I think you've just gone to war.

A relatively light punishment for domestic violence.

How hard did you open it!?

Oooh...next she’ll hide your skateboard...

Sounds like she got it worse.

She got revenge for an accident?

assassin's Creed sucks ass anyways

Yyeaahhh... That's far worse than a broken toe. You poor poor thing. I'm being sarcastic, just in case you can't tell. Jackass

What's to spoil? Templars find alien mcguffin, player character swoops in at the last minute to save the day, alien recording shows up, everything's more or less reset for the next game. Also, some shit goes down in the modern day but no one gives a shit about that. Every single one of them has pretty much the same plot and ending.

Did she play the game she got for you and finished it without you knowing about it or did she go out of her way to research the story just to ruin it for you? In a separate note: I'm surprised there's people who care about the story of those games. I love them, but generally only for as long as I can do whatever I want. Once I actually have to do the story to progress, it usually becomes a chore until I can do my own stuff again.