By fatandsad - 03/01/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every room of my apartment are too low for me to use it without hitting my head. I can't return it. FML
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GoW_Chick 14

eBay to the rescue!

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GoW_Chick 14

eBay to the rescue!

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taradeborde87 3

And don't worry about your landlord or security deposit while you're at it. And any common sense you may have, just throw that out the window too. So stupid.

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Keyman1212 14

When people question the bruised knees, tell them one of your resolutions was to 'please' more people.

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Hobbit_Killer 3

That's okay, you probably would've given up on your new years resolution soon anyways!

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shellz102 12

Well at least he actually meant his new years resolution unlike that other guy

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perdix 29

You just need to bend over when you use it. Please send me video of you putting my sage advice to use;)

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perdix 29

Man, if she falls for that and sends me a video of herself working out naked, I'm sending it to you and I'll buy you a beer for being a great wingman!

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xbrit551 13

Awww! Go for a nice jog outside, smell the fresh air possibly see some wildlife.

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redmnky21 8

how low are ur ceilings or how tall in the machine? I don't see why you can't return it, its not like its underwear, most companies have a buyers remorse period

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deadbabies 0

Elliptical machine: $450 Your daily food consumption: $500 Monthly budget for broken chairs your fat ass has to replace: $1000 The look on your face when you realize buying a tape measure and reading the dimensions would have saved you $450: Priceless

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upyourzlolz 11

$500 daily? $1,000 for chairs? What are you, eight years old?

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GoW_Chick 14

Maybe they're really expensive chairs...

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

I remember those commercials! Apparently, no one else does ._.

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chelseaaababyyy 17

56 - we remember the commercial. his comment just sucked.

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downtime 12

56 Also, it doesn't follow the theme of those commercials. It wasn't just 1 main cost followed by a few vaguely related points that don't tie in to the punchline, usually the final comment wrapped up all the key points.

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efemel94 7

Exactly. My wife left me for having irrelevant and depressing punchlines The holocaust

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downtime 12

Weird. Your wife left me for being an over-opinionated asshole who always has to make condescending cynical remarks. Maybe shes just a bitch with unrealistic expectations of people.

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