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And don't worry about your landlord or security deposit while you're at it. And any common sense you may have, just throw that out the window too. So stupid.
Hey whats up
Do u have a balcony...
When people question the bruised knees, tell them one of your resolutions was to 'please' more people.
Break the ceiling
I am fat and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole. Anyone?
107 - I have no idea what your talking about, dude.
That's okay, you probably would've given up on your new years resolution soon anyways!
Well at least he actually meant his new years resolution unlike that other guy
Duck.
Goose!
Aw man I suck at this game.
It's ok, it's not for everyone I guess.
Definitely not :'-(
Hen! :)
Dead cow! Am I winning? :o
Elliptical machine: $450 Your daily food consumption: $500 Monthly budget for broken chairs your fat ass has to replace: $1000 The look on your face when you realize buying a tape measure and reading the dimensions would have saved you $450: Priceless
^no.
$500 daily? $1,000 for chairs? What are you, eight years old?
56 - we remember the commercial. his comment just sucked.
56 Also, it doesn't follow the theme of those commercials. It wasn't just 1 main cost followed by a few vaguely related points that don't tie in to the punchline, usually the final comment wrapped up all the key points.
Exactly. My wife left me for having irrelevant and depressing punchlines The holocaust
Weird. Your wife left me for being an over-opinionated asshole who always has to make condescending cynical remarks. Maybe shes just a bitch with unrealistic expectations of people.
Crawl on it :p haha
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eBay to the rescue!
Wear a helmet.