FML : Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every...

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Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every room of my apartment are too low for me to use it without hitting my head. I can't return it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fatandsad - / Tuesday 3 January 2012 14:57 / United States

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By GoW_Chick | 14

#3825202 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 06:53

eBay to the rescue!

By mwrc8man94 | 1

#3825217 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 06:55

Wear a helmet.

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By GoW_Chick | 14

#3825202 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 06:53

eBay to the rescue!

taradeborde87 | 3

#3825889 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 09:59

And don't worry about your landlord or security deposit while you're at it. And any common sense you may have, just throw that out the window too. So stupid.

yourdumb101 | 0

#3827848 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 06:33

Hey whats up

aliciamartinez15 | 11

#4980561 - Friday 28 September 2012 08:02

Do u have a balcony...

By Keyman1212 | 14

#3825214 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 06:54

When people question the bruised knees, tell them one of your resolutions was to 'please' more people.

By mwrc8man94 | 1

#3825217 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 06:55

Wear a helmet.

oreobunbun | 3

#3826953 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 01:44

Dig a hole

death_dolphin24 | 0

#3827040 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 02:03

Break the ceiling

freakinglaugher | 10

#3827880 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 06:40

I am fat and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole. Anyone?

Rowdey | 10

#4512925 - Saturday 2 June 2012 07:39

107 - I have no idea what your talking about, dude.

Marcella1016 | 26

#4928158 - Thursday 13 September 2012 04:41

Keep your head down?

By Hobbit_Killer | 3

#3825226 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 06:56

That's okay, you probably would've given up on your new years resolution soon anyways!

shellz102 | 12

#3825624 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 08:16

Well at least he actually meant his new years resolution unlike that other guy

By perdix | 29

#3825228 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 06:56

You just need to bend over when you use it. Please send me video of you putting my sage advice to use;)

perdix | 29

#3827557 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 04:53

Man, if she falls for that and sends me a video of herself working out naked, I'm sending it to you and I'll buy you a beer for being a great wingman!

By ohmandapants | 16

#3825245 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 07:00

Duck.

xxGheTToGumbYxx | 16

#3825256 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 07:00

Goose!

ohmandapants | 16

#3825268 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 07:02

Aw man I suck at this game.

xxGheTToGumbYxx | 16

#3825286 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 07:04

It's ok, it's not for everyone I guess.

ohmandapants | 16

#3825648 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 08:28

Definitely not :'-(

silentbutfunny | 0

#3825701 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 08:52

Hen! :)

iDaniel525 | 8

#3825759 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 09:11

Co-ROOSTER!

ShakeMeDown | 12

#3827711 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 05:38

Dead cow! Am I winning? :o

rofl99 | 0

#3828116 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 08:07

Taco... Nothing bwats tacos. YES it counts. Some people eat duck... Bleh. x3

By xbrit551 | 13

#3825254 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 07:00

Awww! Go for a nice jog outside, smell the fresh air possibly see some wildlife.

By redmnky21 | 8

#3825262 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 07:02

how low are ur ceilings or how tall in the machine? I don't see why you can't return it, its not like its underwear, most companies have a buyers remorse period

By deadbabies | 0

#3825263 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 07:02

Elliptical machine: $450 Your daily food consumption: $500 Monthly budget for broken chairs your fat ass has to replace: $1000 The look on your face when you realize buying a tape measure and reading the dimensions would have saved you $450: Priceless

WCARlover | 34

#3825297 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 07:07

^no.

upyourzlolz | 11

#3825438 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 07:34

$500 daily? $1,000 for chairs? What are you, eight years old?

GoW_Chick | 14

#3825494 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 07:45

Maybe they're really expensive chairs...

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#3825764 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 09:13

I remember those commercials! Apparently, no one else does ._.

chelseaaababyyy | 17

#3825845 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 09:43

56 - we remember the commercial. his comment just sucked.

downtime | 12

#3827079 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 02:10

56 Also, it doesn't follow the theme of those commercials. It wasn't just 1 main cost followed by a few vaguely related points that don't tie in to the punchline, usually the final comment wrapped up all the key points.

efemel94 | 7

#3827390 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 03:49

Exactly. My wife left me for having irrelevant and depressing punchlines The holocaust

downtime | 12

#3827823 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 06:18

Weird. Your wife left me for being an over-opinionated asshole who always has to make condescending cynical remarks. Maybe shes just a bitch with unrealistic expectations of people.