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By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 18:00

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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Romance is corny

By ipopnlok - 29/06/2009 06:31 - Australia

Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML

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By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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Bake off

By sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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By snarly1 - 03/01/2012 08:14 - United States

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

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A man without a plan

By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 16:30

Today, I was going to surprise my partner with a romantic dinner, but when I got home I realized I had forgotten the main ingredient: the food. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML

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Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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Saturday 4 October 2014 18:55

You're a good guy OP, I'm sure she'll thank you when she wakes up. Good things come to those who wait ;)

XxXBadAshXxX 27

Saturday 4 October 2014 18:55

You did a good job! Whenever she comes out of it I'm sure there are plenty of things in store for you.

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kitten1800 18

Saturday 4 October 2014 18:55

You're a good guy OP, I'm sure she'll thank you when she wakes up. Good things come to those who wait ;)

ostfaiz 18

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:01

yeah Op can wait untill breakfast time!

HanBroman 20

Sunday 5 October 2014 2:55

why are you complaining? arent you doing this for her? just because shes asleep doesnt mean shes ungrateful. be a man and wash up! :)

skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Sunday 5 October 2014 4:21

Well i dont know about you but anniverseries are usually best spent ya know...together....,

ladybugz23 13

Sunday 5 October 2014 18:55

#63, i 100% agree!

Mrtigerblue 14

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:25

#93,#63 it's generally a rule that the one who cooks doesn't do the dishes, I mean I get it's romantic and all but she can clean up the dishes to show she appreciated his hard work going off and sleeping after a lovely meal instead of helping or even spending time with him is a bitch move

HanBroman 20

Wednesday 8 October 2014 0:58

so he made all that mess for her to clean up? thats like "SURPRISE, I MADE YOU FOOD. oh and I trashed the kitchen babe good luck with that." I guess the present isnt just about the food, its about spoiling her and showing her that you love her.