Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
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Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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BjgUsername 12
Drunk words are sober thoughts
Ashamed_Sister 60
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Just move on...
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Comments (101)
godfathermock 19
That actually doesn't mean he still loves her. There could be something she gave him, and he liked, that you aren't giving to him. Just find out how his relationship with her was.
srt1087 6
I remember my first beer.
ijayp 11
If he does actually have feelings for an ex, talk to him about it. My first girlfriend was the first serious relationship I had and we loved each other a lot but we just weren't compatible enough so I let her go. I will always love her in a way and she will hold a special place in my heart but it doesn't mean I still want to be with her. I broke up with her for a reason. So talk with your fiance to figure out if his feelings are similar to that before dumping him. Good luck.
briti1990 5
I was engaged at 21 and married at 22, and it was the right time for me. Keep in mind everyone's different! What works for some doesn't for others. I'd rather be married now than be in my 30s scrambling to find a partner !
Ms_ValS 27
You picked yourself a winner there, haven't you?
Setareh23 34
I'm not going to say dump him, but at least call off the engagement until this can be sorted out (whether what he said is true, what to do, etc).
buddy51 23
OP, your BF will have two ex-girlfriends to wail and weep about at his 22nd birthday!! Dump his sorry alcoholic arse or you're going to be hearing about the ex for the rest of his life every time this clumpknocker gets drunk, which will be often!!!!!
B1ackthesun 31
Why is he an 'alcoholic' who is going to get drunk 'often' just because he got drunk on his 21st birthday? It is a special occasion and a lot of people get drunk on their 21st birthday. Sorry but I fail to see your logic.
ThtAwkwardMoment 5
Who gets engaged at 21?!? Wtf
MzZombicidal 36
A lot of people.
Faff 20
some people*
Maureenek23 10
I am 21 and I am engaged. My fiancé and I have been together for 5 years and the wedding isn't for another 3 years. Although in some cases it might be better to wait until you are older, but if you know what's right and you love each other then age isn't as big as you make it.
Isandri 29
I thought that i was happy with my ex when i was 21. Now i'm 25, dumped my ex and am the happiest person ever in other relationship, finally really in love ;) takes time sometimes
bruins46 6
So, he dumped her when he was 17? I highly doubt he's revealing his "true feelings". He's just completely, utterly wasted. Which given the circumstances (21st b-day) is totally understandable.
anonymous_coward 5
Way too young to get married.