FML : Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk...

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Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sadinmass - / Saturday 13 November 2010 13:24 / United States

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By EllOfficial | 6

#1695338 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:43

are you hideously obese?

By Morgansayshi | 0

#1695398 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:47

Was the cake good at least?

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By EllOfficial | 6

#1695338 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:43

are you hideously obese?

breenntt | 0

#1695415 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:48

Win.

OrginalOwen | 0

#1695650 - Saturday 13 November 2010 20:13

Someone is a chubeh chaser!

rallets | 22

#1695894 - Saturday 13 November 2010 20:47

2 people =/= party

Sayhwhat | 0

#1695980 - Saturday 13 November 2010 21:00

but at least he loves you.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1696167 - Saturday 13 November 2010 21:25

I'm hideously obese. (;

phatskaterduder | 0

#1696233 - Saturday 13 November 2010 21:39

hey fat chicks need loving too lol

allmidnighteyes | 10

#1696739 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:25

Do you know this from experience, 63?

AngieSixx_x0 | 0

#1697488 - Sunday 14 November 2010 3:11

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

bh0p | 0

#1697613 - Sunday 14 November 2010 4:05

well he still loves you

the101dan | 0

#1697907 - Sunday 14 November 2010 5:41

I don't see the fml in here. Even if you are hideously obese, he still loves you. You found yourself a good man. Now reward him by working out and getting rid of those extra pounds.

Zya_fml | 8

#1698319 - Sunday 14 November 2010 7:17

64 - does it look like he did?

titanic12beth | 0

#1717507 - Thursday 18 November 2010 9:16

you insult yourself on all your comments haha

MD_DILF | 4

#3238274 - Monday 5 September 2011 7:41

come on fat ass, lose some of that weight. Don't expect people to feel sorry for you because you are fat!

paolino_fml | 18

#6105864 - Friday 31 October 2014 20:41

Exactly, some fmls are left unfinished, WE WANT THE WHOLE STORY BITCHES

By Froley | 0

#1695342 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:44

YDI for being hideously obese.

By NicoleMorganX3 | 0

#1695394 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:47

:/ he was drunk

sectator | 0

#1697115 - Sunday 14 November 2010 1:51

I find drunk people and children are pretty honest.

cuddlekitty66 | 0

#1697690 - Sunday 14 November 2010 4:51

They say you are most honest when your drunk. And children will just out right say things; they have no embaressment of saying it.

Justine94_x | 29

#2934729 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:40

Drunken words = sober thoughts..

Maxwellminpin | 19

#6546716 - Saturday 27 February 2016 18:46

Drunk children??

By Morgansayshi | 0

#1695398 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:47

Was the cake good at least?

By tacobird123 | 7

#1695403 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:47

It's just drunk talk.

tencentsakiss | 19

#1695498 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:55

Drunk people are more honest. I don't think this will make her feel much better.

tacobird123 | 7

#1695546 - Saturday 13 November 2010 20:00

Oh yeah good point there, well I'm not going to say something like "hit tha gym fatty", but he said he loves you right :p? If drunk people are honest I guess he means it.

chinadollsierra | 0

#1697357 - Sunday 14 November 2010 2:49

I agree with that bit of what you said, it's the key phrase being loves you anyways! So at least he honestly loves you. It's all okay, babe! Work those rolls.
[:

By stitch_book | 4

#1695409 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:48

wow ... sounds like the wrong person was celebrating like it was their birthday.

RedPillSucks | 31

#1696437 - Saturday 13 November 2010 22:49

We gon' sip Bacardi like its your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck if
it's not your birthday.

By b_anhero | 0

#1695449 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:50

thats just pillow talk, fatty.

funzcpl | 0

#1696101 - Saturday 13 November 2010 21:15

lmao! that's funny!

hellokat1 | 0

#1696184 - Saturday 13 November 2010 21:30

Good one : )

By Randomlyscrm13 | 0

#1695461 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:51

O sad... Kinda... Maybe u should dump him.. .

Igor_g5 | 0

#1695647 - Saturday 13 November 2010 20:13

He loves her despite the fact that she's hideously obese and you think she should dump him?

Lilllly_1316 | 0

#1695901 - Saturday 13 November 2010 20:47

That's exactly what I was thinking. ^^^^

sectator | 0

#1697121 - Sunday 14 November 2010 1:53

Dump on him.

By strawberrybanana_fml | 0

#1695470 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:52

oh no! I'm sorry!

Livinia | 11

#2308006 - Thursday 7 April 2011 10:42

Why? Are you the boyfriend?

By mintcar | 9

#1695525 - Saturday 13 November 2010 19:58

Are you surprised by this news? I guess the FML lies within the fact that your loving boyfriend spewed such information while drunk.

If you think you are, do something about it.
But i mean, at least he loves you despite your large frame.

Livinia | 11

#2308003 - Thursday 7 April 2011 10:40

Cover up the cleavage, darl. We don't want to see it. There is children using this site as young as 12. :/

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