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are you hideously obese?
Win.
I'm hideously obese. (;
Do you know this from experience, 63?
I don't see the fml in here. Even if you are hideously obese, he still loves you. You found yourself a good man. Now reward him by working out and getting rid of those extra pounds.
64 - does it look like he did?
you insult yourself on all your comments haha
Exactly, some fmls are left unfinished, WE WANT THE WHOLE STORY BITCHES
I find drunk people and children are pretty honest.
They say you are most honest when your drunk. And children will just out right say things; they have no embaressment of saying it.
Drunken words = sober thoughts..
Drunk children??
Drunk people are more honest. I don't think this will make her feel much better.
wow ... sounds like the wrong person was celebrating like it was their birthday.
Good one : )
O sad... Kinda... Maybe u should dump him.. .
Dump on him.
Why? Are you the boyfriend?
Are you surprised by this news? I guess the FML lies within the fact that your loving boyfriend spewed such information while drunk. If you think you are, do something about it. But i mean, at least he loves you despite your large frame.
Cover up the cleavage, darl. We don't want to see it. There is children using this site as young as 12. :/
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are you hideously obese?
Was the cake good at least?