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Ahahahahahahahah I guess it's happy birthday to you?
Aww well happy birthday !<3 your bf is meann.
what does OP mean?
Orgasming Parakeets.
6: op means original poster.
Original Pranksta
well at least ur not with an A-hole anymore
nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nommmmm
we share birthdays
ure making him pay for the windshield right?
I'm hallucinating comments...
Oily Penis
hahaha oily penis that is wrong on too many levels
you're only 20? your life does suck, you can't even drink it legally
Bust all his shit. the stuff he left at your place and anything he left in the car first. put bricks in your trunk and smash his windows out whenever he parks. throw bird feed and tuna into the holes in the windows and by morning his car will be covered in shit and smell like rotten tuna...Happy Birthday. I don't have any respect for dudes like that. unless you cheated on him and that's why he left you.
that's what you get for drinking before 21. wait your turn.
it's a good thing that ur rid of that idiot anyways... i mean seriously, ur not allowed to have a beer until you're 21. God what a moron!
lol you people are funny, but OP = original poster
You got beer on your birthday! :D be greatful!
he was givin u a beer for ur birthday u should be happy :D
you are one pretty girl!
mattman you can't drink legally either so zip it
lol in australia you can drink if your 16 but cant buy it till your 18.
#15 you look like Miley Cyrus(:
awwwww, sorry Hun! happy birthday and just remember that there are worse things that could happen... like your appendix could rupture, or your family could disown you, or you could die?
Sic shirt!
sic sticker! wait, are we ordering dogs to attack? or illustrating that a quoted word was misspelled in the original source? The word we're looking for is "sick", people!
I'm sic of it too. [sic]
sic a tranny
nabo is probably sic-ly looking.
You can see how that is 'slightly offensive'? Oh well congratulations on your incredible capacity of empathy. It's very offensive and it doesn't make any sense either since FFML_314 looks absolutely nothing like a tranny.
I think he asked becuz personally to me she has strong facial features. and maybe that wuld make him ask the question. I get that it was curiosity but things are taken differently when u say it over the Internet. so it was uncalled for
what if she, or whatever, actually is a tranny. who's the joke on now...
^^^ She isn't. So don't worry about it. She looks nothing like a tranny If you ask me.
Awww I'm sorry :( that poor beer was innocent :(
I can only hope my 20th birthday is as cool as yours OP. Here's a banana sticker as your birthday present from me, though. :]
Thats so brutal. Totally metal.
in that case banana, I want a really shiny banana sticker for my b'day ;D
YDI for not making him the right kind of sammich, causing him to lose his temper.
Since he's into destroying property, that's when you back into him and pour bleach on his lawn.
It won't hurt him directly, no, but if you wrote "bastard" on his front lawn, it'll last awhile.
wow that six, I would tp his house.
that sucks.
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Orgasming Parakeets.
I can only hope my 20th birthday is as cool as yours OP. Here's a banana sticker as your birthday present from me, though. :]