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maybe he thought op would like to have a drink after the traumatic breakup but she drove away so quick he didn't know how else to get it to her. Good on the boyfriend for being thoughtful now go sue his ass out of his next 5 years birthday money.


Bust all his shit. the stuff he left at your place and anything he left in the car first. put bricks in your trunk and smash his windows out whenever he parks. throw bird feed and tuna into the holes in the windows and by morning his car will be covered in shit and smell like rotten tuna...Happy Birthday. I don't have any respect for dudes like that. unless you cheated on him and that's why he left you.

  kaileighbutt  |  0

awwwww, sorry Hun! happy birthday and just remember that there are worse things that could happen... like your appendix could rupture, or your family could disown you, or you could die?

  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

sic sticker!

wait, are we ordering dogs to attack? or illustrating that a quoted word was misspelled in the original source?

The word we're looking for is "sick", people!

  nabo4u  |  0

yeah, I'm fugly. I can't post a pic cuz I use the iPhone app. but I never called her ugly. just asked if she was a tranny. I can see how that may be slightly offensive. but it wasn't meant as an insult, just genuine curiosity.

  nabo4u  |  0

#108 please read my comment again. you'd see where I said that I can see how my question could be offensive, but my intent wasn't to offend.

  justsayfuck  |  5

You can see how that is 'slightly offensive'? Oh well congratulations on your incredible capacity of empathy. It's very offensive and it doesn't make any sense either since FFML_314 looks absolutely nothing like a tranny.

  VegasSkiess  |  0

I think he asked becuz personally to me she has strong facial features. and maybe that wuld make him ask the question. I get that it was curiosity but things are taken differently when u say it over the Internet. so it was uncalled for

  BananaSticker  |  0

etherpirate: Pshh totally brutals.

bloodyberry: okay! I'll be sure to do that. :]
wait! I dunno when your birfday is.
Sooo, here's you one now.
*gives you banana sticker*