Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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BjgUsername 12
Drunk words are sober thoughts
Ashamed_Sister 60
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Just move on...
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Comments (101)
meow_jess 11
When people are drunk they say all kinds of stupid stuff, they don't always mean it, just talk it out with him, I'm sure everything will be fine
Ashamed_Sister 60
Keep on dreaming.
Ambient25 25
she's definitely the optimist
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I imagined 12's voice cracking while twitching uncontrollably when I read this comment.
Yourecho 13
I instantly thought about the teenage guy that works in McDonalds in The Simpsons.
assassinbanana0 20
She's got hiiigh hopes
MVSK 8
That is a good thing then .... Right !
MzZombicidal 36
No.
QQmore_fml 18
Well at least you found out earlier then later...
olpally 33
Get rid of him... Drunk words are the truest words. :/
challan 19
Opally would know. Vodka is his friend.
olpally 33
Lol^^ true hahaha.
sirpantselot 22
20, spend a night on the piss with me. I usually talk a lot of shit that is either blatantly untrue, or not in a recognisable language.
paris_h_fml 1
yet another reason why you shouldn't be getting married so young
monnanon 14
they are adults and can do what they like. age does not equal wisdom or better decision making.
Caitie_kid 8
They might not be getting married soon either. I got engaged at 22 but we didn't marry until I was almost 24 because we were both in school and couldn't afford a wedding at the time.
SWC_Penguin 17
Because as everyone knows, if you get married at 30 there are no fights or disagreements, ever. True story!
BelfastNuts 15
To be fair to him everyone has the 'one that got away' no matter what age you are. The grass always seems greener on the other side.
Caitie_kid 8
I disagree with this. I can't say anything as for my husband because I don't read minds, but he's never talked about an ex like they were "the one who got away", and I certainly have never thought about any of my ex's like that.
CharresBarkrey 16
You really only think that when you're still in love with the person. If you've truly gotten over them or fallen in love with someone else, the whole 'the one that got away' idea seems ridiculous. If you truly love the person you're with, you won't even care about any of your exes.
Hypertudism 15
Because they can and probably love each other? Calm down. Studies are studies, they still have a chance.
jw90 18
Time to move on
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I don't think that drunken words are always sober thoughts. I mean a guy I knew used to say drunk that he killed people, please. I hear drunk people talking a lot of shit that don't make sense. However when it comes to feelings, I would tend to think that it is very likely he does miss her. Anyway, how come you 2 are engaged so young? You can't have known each other for that long if he dumped his last girlfriend at 17.
OverFlash 15
That isn't necessarily true. I've known my gf for a while, we both were in relationships with other people between befriending each other and when we started going out.
perdix 31
#36, assuming no cheating, they could have been dating for four years. They could have known each other for much longer. I'm thinking that two years from first date to wedding is about the minimum. Yeah, I agree that 21 is young, but some who get married that young beat the odds. I really think there needs to be a separate word for "fiancé with a wedding date set" to distinguish it from a "boyfriend that I plan to eventually marry." Things get a lot more real once some non-refundable deposits are plunked down.
perdix 31
At you've got a lead for who to invite into a three-way. A blast from the past, so to speak.