Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
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pommeblossom
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I'm sorry! That sucks!
Congrats on getting married though :D
Congrats on getting married though :D
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Crimso
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nothing screams wedding bells like vomit and ruined memories
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PiiScHkE
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actually fiance means they didnt get married yet fat bitch
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FreddyMustDie
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serious FYL. But kinda a strange place to keep your childhood memories...
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veesky
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umm did u wake up on the wrong side of the bed
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22cute
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This loser is NOT going to improve when you chain yourself to him with a legally binding certificate. Hello!!
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CameronHS
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well at least he had a good 21st
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Adrian66_fml
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he sounds like a lightwieght to me.
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jerfzf
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just dont marry him.
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4ugu4
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An how will that solve anything..?
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roachspray
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Hang onto him. He's a keeper!
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jasface
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Ouch..
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Nakedsquirrel
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Happy birthday indeed.
Never go to bed or send anyone to bed that's been vomiting without a bucket to puke in and a washcloth to wipe the mouth after an episode. Someone desperately needing to throw up that knows they can't get to a toilet instinctively go to the first container or open space they find.
Never go to bed or send anyone to bed that's been vomiting without a bucket to puke in and a washcloth to wipe the mouth after an episode. Someone desperately needing to throw up that knows they can't get to a toilet instinctively go to the first container or open space they find.
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kmj84
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damn that sucks. maybe next time you shouldn't have a container of all your memories sitting out like that.
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JoshBuescher
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and you just left that lying around? if I were sick, I would've done the same thing. And shouldn't you have gotten him his own plastic container if you knew he'd be puking anyway? YDI
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Nakedsquirrel
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Never go to bed or send someone that's been vomiting to bed for that matter, without a bucket to puke into and a washcloth to wipe the mouth after an episode.
Anyone desperately needing to throw up that can't get to a toilet will instictively go for the first container or open space they find. Looks like you forgot to take care of that one little aspect.
Sorry, but at that age that's common sense.
Anyone desperately needing to throw up that can't get to a toilet will instictively go for the first container or open space they find. Looks like you forgot to take care of that one little aspect.
Sorry, but at that age that's common sense.
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fantome_fml
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Well...now you have a new memory to add to the box.
Never go to bed or send anyone to bed that's been vomiting without a bucket to puke in and a washcloth to wipe the mouth after an episode. Someone desperately needing to throw up that knows they can't get to a toilet instinctively go to the first container or open space they find.