By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML
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Sethro 1

I guess you probably shouldn't say " duh" in every other sentence then.

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theguy33 1

Well I agree with your mom that is pretty funny.

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abandonship 3

Sounds like something my dad would do >.

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isitinmybedroom 11

Blast loud music outside of their room at random times of the night

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flockz 19

lol that was meant for the idiot whose comment got moderated. great now i look like a derp.

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Spinnmaster 1

What, you're dad doesn't already do that? I thought it was the "norm" for dads to do that.. I've been dealing with this my whole life!

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margie2194 12

When you become a hobo, because you didn't do your homework you can always guilt your dad into thinking its his fault and then extorting every last penny he owns. Mwahahah (I got a little carried away there)

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enonymous 8

I would harmonize that and get a barber quartette to sing a long with it.

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oreobunbun 3

Buy a trumpet, fight back!

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dre_bro11 12

68, there's a difference between doing homework whilst listening to homework, and actually trying to do well in your homework and learning what you're working on by nonbeing in a noise free environment. You get the work done both ways, but it's more beneficial to concentrate on what you're doing.

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SneakyMuffin 0

MY FIRST FIRST EVER!!! Mummy and Daddy will be so happy!!! Well, here goes!!! FIRST!!!

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whitesox365 0

Well at least nobodys gettin ther ass beat you dont want tht

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

That's why they make noise cancelling headphones.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Even with noise-canceling headphones, you could probably hear the higher notes of the recorder, unless you had your own music up loud, which would probably be just as distracting.

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

Not with good quality headphones, along with music...

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IphonFML 6

33 u idiot. OP wants no music so he/she could do homework.

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christyxbee 15

Just don't say the word duh around him and all shall be right in the world, duh

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

43- excuse you, but I thought most people could do homework and listen to music. I guess I didn't know how many idiots we had here.

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krad204 21

I've done that once with my son's trombone...

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FMLandurstoo 9

Shame on you. I ******* hate idiot parents who can be annoying just because they're in charge.

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krad204 21

Except that I can actually play it well, not just make random noises...

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FMLandurstoo 9

Well good for you. I wouldn't want my parents playing my French horn though either but that's a different debate.

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Sirin_fml 46

If your parents started playing the French horn at your age, Herb, I would call in an exorcist.

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FMLandurstoo 9

My parents' spirits live on in my dog Jessie. Mmmmmhmmmmm

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detroitsucks247 3

Well my brother says the word -****- every time he opens his mouth... -.I.. YOU

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Don't call an exorcist when u can call ghost busters yah :D

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FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Lul, or you could learn to take a joke, stupid prick.

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rachilio 26

I have a trombone.... Who wants to hear hang on sloppy. *grabs trombone*

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lexex1 4

Your dad is an evil genius

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Sethro 1

I guess you probably shouldn't say " duh" in every other sentence then.

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SilverInGray 25

Better than saying 'like'.

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christyxbee 15

Well, DUH! Or is it no duh!? Kids these days...

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Daralea 21

Bah, 46!! You're making my head hurt!

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Are you too weak to break it or something? They're only cheap plastic, if that happened in my house that thing would be broken beyond repair.

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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Slam the door into him while he's standing outside your room!

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XKXKKXK 10

I feel your pain. I hate when they play out of tune.

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