By ven980 - 01/06/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 834
You deserved it 29 502

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FruityLoooons 8

Why would you even...?


FruityLoooons 8

Why would you even...?

itsmeppl 0

sorry but that's really funny

that's what you get for being a cheapskate and not buying a pump.

ravensunnyd 0

I've done that before it's not that hard it took like thirty minuets but still it not that hard to blow up an air mattress with only your lungs

sounds like u have some blowing experience!!

patch it up..?? 38- "oh, i have a blow up mattress, but im just gonna sleep on a blanket and pillow. yeah, sounds comfy."

39, try doing it with a hole in it...

You must be really good at blowing...

jefferyshales 0


MaskingTape 2

Sounds like my kind of moron though. I could use their services. I have a...mattress they can inflate.

it's not that difficult

lmfao_shame 9

I agree. What a fucking idiot.

that's why you get a bicycle pump, dumbass

not everybody has a pump. ._.

32, how much does it cost you to go to walmart or party city and buy a freaking pump?

shakethat 10

seriously. the cheap ones are less than 5 bucks. $10 gets you an automatic one.

codyFML 0

that's y u check b4 u start to blow?

shortie916 0


How the fuck is this Karma?

That's what I wana know?!

I sort of hope it was a joke about how every FML on this site seems to have someone misusing the word Karma. Probably not though :/

A hole, or a vortex to another dimension?

My bet is it's just a hole in the mattress.

I'm with with guy^^ my guess would be just a hole in the mattress

Loaffer 2

I see what you did there :7

oh you mean like a blowjob? haha I geddit!

RainbowHeadache 2

This is how we do it in Oklahoma.

sxe_beast 11

Well then I'm glad I'm not from Oklahoma.

RainbowHeadache 2

Wish I could say the same.

GreenMaze 0

So you blow and blow but you didn't know that your blowing a think that doesn't blows. why would you even blow that thing you need to blow if you can't blow it. Man you got blows.

GreenMaze 0


Jayeex 0

you're retarded

borkchop1992 15

i think your boyfriend did that so that you can get some practice in ;)

That's not how a blowjob works. Also, I really hope he only has one hole.

WillDaBeast83 0

you would know how a blow job works.

Sounds like your blowing skills are lacking...