Miscellaneous: Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped...

By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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By Colin Jr. - 23/09/2015 13:24 - United States

Today, it's the third week of my dad's midlife crisis. So far he's blown half my college fund pimping out his piece of shit car, keeps texting me meme pictures, and keeps yelling "Savage!" and "Recked!" any time my mom makes a joke at anyone's expense. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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This guy grudges

By PocketTrash - 20/03/2020 21:00

Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML

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By pleasestop - 01/05/2014 02:13 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, the family in the apartment next to me decided to give their 4-year-old kid a recorder. It's been three hours. Kill me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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Sethro 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:02

I guess you probably shouldn't say " duh" in every other sentence then.

theguy33 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:01

Well I agree with your mom that is pretty funny.

Comments

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:04

Stop being an idiot! DUH!

tylersign 11

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:05

Karma is one son of a bitch. *re-reads FML* For excessively saying a word? Never mind, put some damn green dye in his shower head.

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:07

Funny the first day but day three? This is when you start putting baby powder in his car vents and leaving them on high.

gntfmlingnow 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 11:44

Or stuff a ***** in the tailpipe

kile88 2

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:11

Who the hell uses the word "duh" anymore anyway?

kile88 2

Thursday 27 October 2011 7:14

Oh get over yourselves

obamathellama 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:15

Steal the recorder and put some kind of bugs in it so that when he plays it he gets a sick surprise.

peteyfas 8

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:17

Sounds like a "Get out of homework free" pass to me...

2ndSucks 15

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:26

It is pretty hilarious. Just use it as an excuse to skip homework.

fmlsaresofunnyy 8

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:29

Well duh, of course he would do that. DUHHH

ByronJess 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:54

Duh. He's a parent. They come up with some annoying stuff. Duh.

MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Thursday 27 October 2011 7:07

ugh. I had a similar situation. my sister would also play with my old recorder (badly) so many times in a day, I just ended up throwing it away. maybe u should do the same when he's not looking, unless you still want to keep it.