By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States
Same thing different taste
By mintypoison - 14/11/2011 04:46 - United States
He doesn't even go here!
By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30
Bad omen or what?
By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States
Feeling a light 4 on this one
By Anonymous - 02/08/2024 22:00 - Hong Kong - Kowloon
By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03
Voice of an angel
By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States
Pure evil
By PiaNO - 10/11/2009 21:41 - United Kingdom
By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States
Stahp!
By Michael - 14/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Kearny
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FIRST to reply to the FIRST comment:)
First to reply to the first person who replied O_o
4?!
Haha well hun, maybe you shouldnt have said it. Even if it was your mother. That's just plain mean! haha well that was still amazing lol
Sucks to be you! :3
And why weren't you down there to enjoy this lovely recital?
ydi jerk
[email protected] awful! and #1 you're a loser
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Show it anywayI don't know.... Maybe shatter a five year olds dreams? Idiot.
I chose FYL, because you not only weren't invited but you got woken up by it. They deserved it!
Ok here's what you do: fall down the stairs, and pretend like you just woke up from a dream. Then comment on how bad the (insert random sport's team) was playing in your dream, while looking surprised at why everyone is staring at you.
Epic
Sooooo. they had the recital at like 630 am? Or are you a fat slob that doesn't have a job and fell asleep after having too many Cheetos?
Or they work nights, or they are on vacation, or they are sick. There are a lot of valid reasons this situation could have played out. There isn't any reason to be a dick about it
Today, I had been practicing at the piano for several weeks, and I was going to play a recital for my entire family, so I was pretty nervous. After I got started I was feeling pretty good about myself, but then I heard something in the background. I didn't realize my older cousin was upstairs sleeping. What I heard was her yelling "You suck, stop playing!" I'm five years old. FML.
@9 Lma0! Bwahahahaa!!!
Why would you be so rude to your mother in the first place? Kids these days. I wouldn't even do that to my roommate, and she didn't give birth to me.
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Show it anywaypreach!
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And why weren't you down there to enjoy this lovely recital?
Ok here's what you do: fall down the stairs, and pretend like you just woke up from a dream. Then comment on how bad the (insert random sport's team) was playing in your dream, while looking surprised at why everyone is staring at you.