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By christinabear - / Wednesday 15 April 2009 05:14 / United States
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By  I_Hate_Cars  |  0

Ok here's what you do: fall down the stairs, and pretend like you just woke up from a dream. Then comment on how bad the (insert random sport's team) was playing in your dream, while looking surprised at why everyone is staring at you.

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By  I_Hate_Cars  |  0

Ok here's what you do: fall down the stairs, and pretend like you just woke up from a dream. Then comment on how bad the (insert random sport's team) was playing in your dream, while looking surprised at why everyone is staring at you.

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  joeyl1990  |  28

Or they work nights, or they are on vacation, or they are sick. There are a lot of valid reasons this situation could have played out. There isn't any reason to be a dick about it

By  goathumpy  |  0

Today, I had been practicing at the piano for several weeks, and I was going to play a recital for my entire family, so I was pretty nervous. After I got started I was feeling pretty good about myself, but then I heard something in the background. I didn't realize my older cousin was upstairs sleeping. What I heard was her yelling "You suck, stop playing!" I'm five years old. FML.

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