By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
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By  RensM  |  22

1st off Coffee is Holy you never mess with it so you definitely deserved it/
2nd I like your dad's creativity, you got to respect the effort he put into that one

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  zolziski  |  11

Have* "Some people have* anger issues."

Anyway, in my opinion, OP was asking for it. It's one thing to play a little prank, but when it's the morning cup of coffee you're messing with... Well, you deserve what's coming your way. OP should know their dad well enough to know the extreme consequences they may face.

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  zolziski  |  11

Lol! Yeah, I saw I'd misread the comment, but I was too late to edit it. Serves me right too. I almost never correct anyone and usually get annoyed when others do it, so that was definitely well-deserved. Oh well.

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  jweezy89  |  4

Ok people, time for a lesson in units of measurement. A gallon is the larger than a cup. It does not matter that the salt disolves, because adding the salt would still increase the volume. Assuming that the cup was full of coffee, there is no way in the physical world we occupy that a gallon of anything will fit into the cup. Unless said "cup" was not the standard eight ounce cup, and happened to be atleast a gallon sized "cup". Just for shits and giggles, who is measuring salt in gallons anyway?

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  TheOptimist  |  0

Hmm, well anyway, that's how the religious spell damn. So technically it is proper spelling, he was just referring to the thing beavers/humans make, not the action word ( I think it's an action).

By  RensM  |  22

1st off Coffee is Holy you never mess with it so you definitely deserved it/
2nd I like your dad's creativity, you got to respect the effort he put into that one