Embarrassing, Alcohol, Allergies and Health: Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise...

By Anna - 28/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML

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By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2018 14:00

Today, I woke up from celebrating my 29th birthday. I guess it's true that tolerance drops quickly as you age, because I stayed in and only drank a few beers with my husband and spent the entire day retching so hard I puked up blood. My partying days are definitely over. FML

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By Happy 20th! - 28/07/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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By Chase - 15/05/2017 18:00

Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML

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By Jigll - 13/10/2008 08:26

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

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pineapplefiend 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:40

You hadn't drunk anything before then?

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:42

.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Comments

amayranii 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:16

try tequila or if you want something that isnt harsh try piña colodas or margaritas(:

est000dog 11

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:58

don't worry, you not only1 in this world that have this problem, i know 2 more ppl that have the same problem

no_namer386 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:58

good news for the future in-laws: You won't do anything stupid because you were drunk...

flyingfox408 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:19

Your boyfriend's mom was at your 21st b-day party? FYL

zoeyisamazing 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:46

Happy birthday:)

karishmo 2

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:06

Your first beer at the legal drinking age?!?! What's wrong with kids these days?

miss_la_rue 6

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:38

Hey OP, that def sucks, but I would check with a doctor (unless you already have) and see if you're truly intolerant or allergic before swearing off alcohol for another 21 years. Who knows, maybe you're just a light weight, maybe you had food poisoning, or maybe you are just intolerant to something in the beer.