By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 165
You deserved it 3 899

Same thing different taste

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Well, why did she? They obviously got there fine enough drunk, and you don't need to get back home as you're already there. So can't you just drink at home instead of going out?

eraserhead 0

Ever heard of a cab, jackass?

It's less about the drinking and more about being able to buy the alcohol yourself. Kind of like how you've probably already been driving when you get your license, but the license makes it official.

kindofgocrazy 0

Buses are cheaper, and almost everywhere.

Most places have a taxi service, even if you don't see a lot of taxis. I hardly ever see them around my town, but people can call them and they will come get you. Unless you live somewhere in a town with a population of like 2,000 people or less you should be able to get a taxi.

suaveneanderthal 0

god #56 i totally agree, when you reach the age of 21 you realize that there are far more important things in you're life than getting shitty drunk. Instead the OP should make his friends all kick in 10 or 20 bucks for a big sack of weed and the OP should get stoned and drive because as of yet in my state at least they can't even do roadside tests for pot so if you can just act sober they cant touch you. At least thats what i got from your post and i agree 100% binge drinking is childish

fili450r 0

hell, i was driving when i was 8 years old...25 min drive homes cause my older brother wanted to drink.....thats what i like bout bein half drinkin age over there!!!!! hehe.

hahaohwell 0

they dont have cabs or buses everywhere maybe this person lives somewhere rural in California

You might need new friends... But hey, if they're already drunk, you'll spend less money on whatever it is you decide to do!

meh you could of had a piss up at your house if you were that desperate

If it's that much of a problem and it's a FML, she'd surely pay.

You're only 21 once, watching all your friends get drunk while you stay sober is surely reason enough to pay for one? Plus if you all pay towards a taxi it isn't really expensive at all now is it? Douchebag!

If she's from a small enough area there might not be available taxis.

rachelbrianna25 0

omg!! what mean friends... = ( happy birthday tho!

Glam_fml 0

At least your friends showed up for your 21st none of mine did lol Only my boyfriend showed up to mine haha Happy Birthday anyway

A night of avoiding potential alcohol poisoning and drunk driving. You poor thing...

just let em sleep in the basement or something???