Poopoo peepee, Gross, Cleaning and Miscellaneous: Ain't it funky

Ain't it funky

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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By handyjon - 01/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

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By Just another Dude - 02/10/2017 13:00

Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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By PaintedBum - 11/03/2019 18:00

Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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By sparklethelette - 07/12/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 21:10

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

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By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was assigned to empty the lavatory tank on an airplane. I haven't done this since February, when the contents ended up all over me. I thought to myself, "It can't happen again, can it?" I was wrong. FML

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You deserved it 195

Arrangements 4

Monday 5 December 2011 8:36

That's nasty, keep your bathroom clean. Trust me, it's important.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 5 December 2011 8:43

How dirty are you that you didnt remember what color your toilet was?

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mcdaidjoel 1

Monday 5 December 2011 8:35

Shitty deal.

n_epic_fail 14

Monday 5 December 2011 8:45

Holy shit.

kbtoyz69 9

Monday 5 December 2011 9:06

hahaha grooooossss!!!! diareah! diareah!

boofgall 16

Monday 5 December 2011 9:29

Diarrhea, you mean. But why?

jonan1212 5

Monday 5 December 2011 13:17

Holy shit stains, Batman!

gojira666 7

Monday 5 December 2011 14:53

You shit on the outside of the bowl as well or.....

kidtoronto 5

Monday 5 December 2011 19:03

Dude, thats effing gross.

CalCommando 6

Monday 5 December 2011 23:18

It's ok OP, tomorrow we'll work on colors.

kidtoronto 5

Tuesday 6 December 2011 1:48

yo purple panda pride!

AliCat18 12

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:59

bit of a shit situation...

Arrangements 4

Monday 5 December 2011 8:36

That's nasty, keep your bathroom clean. Trust me, it's important.

Meme1988 18

Monday 5 December 2011 11:09

True, you can easily get sick if its not clean! I Mean.. You wrote a fml because you forgot the color?! not because you forgot to clean?!

krisymisy 0

Monday 26 December 2011 3:57

My thoughts exactly!

leztg 0

Monday 5 December 2011 8:36

That's just nasty.

yumyumpoptart 16

Monday 5 December 2011 17:57

*cleveland brown voice*

abbytequiere 9

Monday 5 December 2011 8:40

Let's just all get it out of our systems. Yes it's a shitty situation. Moving on now.

jamalaska 2

Monday 5 December 2011 8:54

xSonic 9

Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:43

Why are people thumbing all this down? Do they like unoriginal comments? Oh no, now I'm going to get buried ?

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 5 December 2011 8:43

How dirty are you that you didnt remember what color your toilet was?

lajaynay 15

Monday 5 December 2011 8:43

Nasty ass.

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 5 December 2011 8:44

You deserve it for not cleaning your toilet more. That's pretty gross if it got to the point of not being white anymore.

BrianAlarcon 0

Monday 5 December 2011 8:45

cochino

drawmesunshine 17

Monday 5 December 2011 15:42

Sucio.

killak41 9

Monday 5 December 2011 18:14

Serio.

alex6946 10

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:50

Hola.

stephanieeDawnx 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:56

Taco ^_^

EvilCupcake8361 9

Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:30

C-C-C-COMBO CACHÓN!!!

babysittingfail 0

Monday 2 July 2012 1:02

Ohhhhhh its Spanish!!!

emsdashkova 10

Monday 5 December 2011 8:45

that's disgusting. did it not smell?

yeti0718 8

Monday 5 December 2011 8:46

Gross. Just gross. I hope you never have company over for goodness sakes.

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