Health: Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink...

By Jigll - 13/10/2008 08:26

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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ballshhhhh 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:53

Are you fucking retarded?! Alcoholics can suck my vodka-soaked dick.

elephantom12 9

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Friday 21 October 2011 17:19

I think you forgot to put your shirt on before you took that picture.

tbeaun 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 18:10

Was the cake chocolate?

ladycyn217 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 3:33

DUMB!! hahahaa

looloothing 9

Thursday 5 July 2012 6:36

Fucking lamest FML ever.

inlimbo11 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:39

or at least learn how to tell when you're about to puke up all your booze. deserved.

SomeRussianGirl 3

Saturday 28 July 2012 9:04

You deserve it for being a pussy and not holding you're liquor.

ZH13 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:42

#2, what does that have to do with anything?

SadinSherman 16

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Saturday 20 August 2011 16:11

They just want to know

stiles_fml 0

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Sunday 26 April 2009 2:53

how many people did u hit?

24788 6

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Monday 27 April 2009 21:41

HAHA, know your limits

elephantom12 9

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Friday 21 October 2011 17:19

I think you forgot to put your shirt on before you took that picture.

Applelover13 0

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 5:44

It was no one fault but yours so dont expect to get alot of FYL's

Applelover13 0

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 5:44

It was no one fault but yours so dont expect to get alot of FYL's

PokeyStix 3

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Monday 1 June 2009 23:55

FML? There should be a more extreme YDI button. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT? YOU THINK YOU WERE GONNA TURN INTO POPEYE OR SOMETHING?

awsumelefants 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:01

... oh. my. god.

ballshhhhh 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:53

Are you fucking retarded?! Alcoholics can suck my vodka-soaked dick.

Boomi 38

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Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:26

Besides, who gets wasted at any sort of close friend's party?

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