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Go out and buy yourself some alcohol, get yourself completely wasted, and you won't even remember that they forgot.

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That's because they actually drank all the alcoholic stuff and replaced it with cordial. Because no one wastes money on non-alcoholic beer...

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Yes, just like the call girl dad's getting you, who will turn out to be a transvestite. This will prepare you for when you turn 21 as well.

Go out and buy yourself some alcohol, get yourself completely wasted, and you won't even remember that they forgot.

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Happened to my brother. He just happened to forget to get them a birthday present and told everyone they were older than they were! I'm sorry op parents can be a bit dumb

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OP was born in 1990. The average age for having children is about 25, give or take a few years. That means OPs parents are about 46, which is not old enough to be forgetting things because of age. So OP's parents are dicks who can't remember how old their son/daughter is.

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Maybe OP has a big family, so it's hard for their parent's to remember their birthdays. I would know what that's like because I have a huge family.

Maybe your parents really did buy you a case of alcoholic-beer but drank it on the way and that non-alcoholic beer is the only thing they could find In short notice

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