That's because they actually drank all the alcoholic stuff and replaced it with cordial. Because no one wastes money on non-alcoholic beer...

Why is 1 so down thumbed? It's a possibility after all

Yes, just like the call girl dad's getting you, who will turn out to be a transvestite. This will prepare you for when you turn 21 as well.

Or you could not do something so completely stupid if ur gunna get plastered u shuld do it at home not at some bar doing shit like that is how you get into trouble u get drunk at home get buzzed at a bar

because #2 totally said bar at some point

How many people read that comment in Bruce's voice in their head?

I did

Ditto

72 *dildo (;

I'm pretty sure he meant ditto you sick bastard.

How did we change the subject to pokemon?

I knowwww

No, that didn't happen to your brother. It happened to your parents.

Lick my butt hole.

Grammar nazi fail.

OP was born in 1990. The average age for having children is about 25, give or take a few years. That means OPs parents are about 46, which is not old enough to be forgetting things because of age. So OP's parents are dicks who can't remember how old their son/daughter is.

Maybe OP has a big family, so it's hard for their parent's to remember their birthdays. I would know what that's like because I have a huge family.

Since when is beer in short supply?

Right???

Happy bday.parrttty???

I went to the strip club on my 18th bday I hope u do something similar!

Happy birthday *Turns on music **Starts dancing with 14

Cool story bro.