By takhay - 28/03/2012 00:37 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I slipped in a pile of vomit someone left for me on the train platform on the way to work, spraying puke all over both of my legs. It's only 6:30am. It's going to be a long day. FML
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takhay 7

I actually told a few people at the same time, and they all backed away simultaneously...

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takhay 7

It's great to walk around going, "Hmm, whats that smell? Oh wait, it's me." FML.

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Comments

MsMel 0

or I would show up, tell the boss what happened and im sure you would reek anyway and be sent home

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Birdie_Sage 0

I'm thinking he'll tell you to wash up in the bathroom, get over it and start working.

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doctorwhogirl 0

I think I know who was responsible for the vomit puddle- two fmls down.

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TheStoryOfWazza 9

Or maybe you should lick it to see what it taste like

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ladyLALAA 28

If my office didn't have showers I would be going home. Getting vomit on yourself is awful and the smell does not go away. Someone else's vomit is even worse!

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zinoxity 23

Damn. That sucks, man. You should try ask your co workers if they have any spare pants.

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gamercanadian 11

But your in Japan dude. The only way I see Japan is the way they showed it in Tokyo drift. Damn that movie was good.

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KM96 24

Who has spare pants with them? Ha ha :)

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SephoraGypsy 15

It's Tokyo, city of vending machines. There would have to be a "You slipped in random hobo vomit? Here's some pants!" machine on every block.

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KickItHigh 32

Do you have extra clothing? If not, that sucks OP. Maybe you could get some other clothes at lunch?

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PostItSticker 11

That is disgusting, hope ur life dosent get any worse.

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dc46290 8

Ruining the very pants you were going out to return.

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pineapplefiend 13

That was like me today only it was the bus, and she blew chunks right into my hair and down my back. And It was 9:00. Sucks.

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jujubean0531 5

You should have wrote an FML

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WCARlover 34

That's disgusting...I'd go back home to change for sure, I bet your work would've understood. I'm sure your coworkers didn't appreciate the smell of puke all day.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Go back on the train and go home.

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MovieFreak1978 11

dont know how you didnt see it, i always watch where i walk.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

The FML happened in Tokyo. Chances are that the platform was crowded and OP unfortunately didn't see the vomit due to so many people.

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