Miscellaneous: Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the...

By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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Unhappy Birthday

By Masiro - 13/07/2021 13:00 - United States - Pendleton

Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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By Haitwun - 08/12/2014 02:18 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML

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By MegGRRRz - 28/11/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML

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You forgetting something?

By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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Happy nothing, then

By amy - 30/06/2018 19:00

Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML

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By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

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Wake up

By Anonymous - 24/06/2017 03:30 - India - Vijayawada

Today, it's my roommate's birthday. His friends were planning on a surprise birthday cake at midnight last night, and one of them told me about it, hoping to split the expense between us, which I was totally cool with. But I fell asleep before midnight and they didn't even bother to wake me up. FML

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smittylv 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:53

that sucks, Meg.

UnprecendentedAw 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:53

Sorry to break it to you but your family hates you.

Comments

5StarLyf 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:18

Damn.

jazzylove22171 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:23

aww im sorry :) but its my bdayy too.!

bubblegumapplesa 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:25

you woke up at midnight and wished her and she still didnt think of inviting u to her birthday dinner. wow

Britbug89 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:25

I would tell them to kiss it,

Renesaga 8

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:33

The cake is a lie...

jjuan6 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:40

She should have made a pie instead.

kmaster1991 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:48

Forever alone.

PositivelyDapper 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:49

That's what happens when you sleep 'till lunch, you miss stuff.

emsiti 6

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:55

you should have your own party invite know one and have alot of fun

lexi365 20

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:56

Sorry but you remind me of Meg Griffin.

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