By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
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You totally need a new family.

Yeah, but when your whole family is here, and there's a dinner for your birthday, it seems reasonable to expect to be woken up for it, don't you think ?


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DivakiddOsz 5

are you serious

MisherzzSquisher 0

I agree w/30, the family should have woke her up. =

DivakiddOsz 5

agreed !

What's so bad about this comment? Isn't an alarm clock an useful tool for when you want to wake up for something?

Yeah, but when your whole family is here, and there's a dinner for your birthday, it seems reasonable to expect to be woken up for it, don't you think ?

Primo_Loco 0

agree with 78

also alarms are usually for when you wake up for the morning, not for naps.

if it makes you feel any better I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Gieco

It certaintly made me feel better.

So much win in such a random comment. I sure felt better!

alexd10293 0

you self-centered asshole

#1, how would OP know when the family were going to arrive or when lunch or dinner or whatever meal he missed was going to happen anyway? He/She would need to know a time to set in an alarm to begin with. I don't think they are smart enough to automatically suggest a time that we should wake yet.

this made my day

what made your day?

OP, you share my birthday :)

hubublub123 0

I agree with 69. there is nothing wrong with this comment. I don't get why people are so negitive to people's comments. And watch I bet this one will get at least 5 thumbs downs. Just watch.

You totally need a new family.

But they wanted all the cake!

whippymcdumb4zs 0

but the cake is a lie....

you should make them get you a new cake :)

roro9944 0

lol OPs fam is fat

every1luvsvag 10

Whippy made a Portal reference.

so it was her birthday ! she should've been woke up !

SmallyBigs 9

Uh Boners fanboy? lol... anyway, it's my sister's, cousin's and friend's birthday today too. Happy Easter. ;)

Who takes a nap on their BIRTHDAY? YDI Op!

C6Racer 0

Uh oh, somebody cut the cake! I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway!

121: Uh, people who feel exhausted from earlier activities and decide to replenish their energy before the party?

hubla 0

thank you mr.polar bear it wasn't obvious

shaayyy 0


shaayyy 0

portal = badass

C6Racer 0

Wanna be friends? ha

maybe she shouldn't have gone to sleep while company and her family was all there to celebrate both Easter and her birthday. sounds like a diva to me who deserved it.

Happy birthday op!(:

It was more like a Happy Easter

oliveindamiddle 0

haha why are you correcting him? it was OP's birthday AND Easter! happy dayyyy

not if OP wasn't woken up. duh. that one went way over your head, huh?

oliveindamiddle 0

nnooooope :)

U need a new family. Fyl

who would take a nap on your birthday.........I guess you would

it's cause the food wasn't for his b day it was for Easter. haha

tsim_fml 0

he doesnt need a new family, its not like they were mean to him. O.o

Happy birthday op!(:

AwesomessMaximus 4

Your life must suck.

Overdid it with the chloroform, did I?

hellogoodbye1996 6

did you give her birthday sex?

hellogoodbye1996 6

did you give her birthday sex?

Primo_Loco 0

more like birthday rape

hellogoodbye1996 6

sorry didn't mean to post it twice. not used to the new fml app yet.

mintcar 9

Wow, that is really fucked up. Let's hope they make it to you somehow. :)

mintcar 9


It's okay, the cake is a LIE!

sourgirl101 28

Stop saying that or I'll end up crying on your balls!):

"Crying on your balls." Maybe not the best choice of words.

the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie see you in ten min?

sharkton 0

cry on your balls? hmm.

ihaveatightbutt 0

i would have done the same thing