Wake up

By Anonymous - 24/06/2017 03:30 - India - Vijayawada

Today, it's my roommate's birthday. His friends were planning on a surprise birthday cake at midnight last night, and one of them told me about it, hoping to split the expense between us, which I was totally cool with. But I fell asleep before midnight and they didn't even bother to wake me up. FML
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neuronerd 28

Well, you knew the plan. It's not your roommate's friend's fault that you didn't stick to it.

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RichardPencil 30
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That must have been some fucking quiet party! How did you not wake up for a surprise party? Did everyone jump out and whisper "Surprise?" Or is your roommate only friendly with mimes?

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neuronerd 28

Well, you knew the plan. It's not your roommate's friend's fault that you didn't stick to it.

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RichardPencil 30
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That must have been some fucking quiet party! How did you not wake up for a surprise party? Did everyone jump out and whisper "Surprise?" Or is your roommate only friendly with mimes?

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Don't worry, the cake is a lie anyways.

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Cali 54
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Curse that GlaDOS...

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Swedish_Eagle 21
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They like you, ALOT!

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Lobby_Bee 17

You know they only asked you to be polite, they really didn't give a rats ass if you were actually there or not.

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Little Richard 11

So they wanted your money for a share of the cake, your presence wasn't necessary.

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Dipankardole 7

RUDE AF

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Srabear 16

Why is it their responsibility to make sure you are awake?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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Well, then you should say you shouldn't have to pay for your half of the cake since you didn't get to attend the party.

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neuronerd 28

The cake would be primarily a gift for the roommate. That's like a kid taking back a birthday present from their friend, because they weren't there to watch it being opened and didn't get to play with it.

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Cali 54
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But isn't kind of shitty of them to not try waking him up so he could sing the song and have a slice with them? He paid to contribute to the celebration!

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