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By Anonymous - 24/06/2017 03:30 - India - Vijayawada
Today, it's my roommate's birthday. His friends were planning on a surprise birthday cake at midnight last night, and one of them told me about it, hoping to split the expense between us, which I was totally cool with. But I fell asleep before midnight and they didn't even bother to wake me up. FML
Well, then you should say you shouldn't have to pay for your half of the cake since you didn't get to attend the party.
The cake would be primarily a gift for the roommate. That's like a kid taking back a birthday present from their friend, because they weren't there to watch it being opened and didn't get to play with it.
Well, you knew the plan. It's not your roommate's friend's fault that you didn't stick to it.
That must have been some fucking quiet party! How did you not wake up for a surprise party? Did everyone jump out and whisper "Surprise?" Or is your roommate only friendly with mimes?