Happy nothing, then

By amy - 30/06/2018 19:00

Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML
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buckdharma 37

Happy Birthday, Amy! Here's hoping this day is everything you wish for, and more!

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buckdharma 37

Happy Birthday, Amy! Here's hoping this day is everything you wish for, and more!

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Donut_Wizard 23

And at midnight, they all turn back into frogs.

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Mal2003 17

Happy birthday, don't scrub too hard.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Happy birthday, Amy! I hope Kif got you something nice.

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Canadian0622 17

Sounds like my birthday this year low key 😂

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Happy birthday do you have friends to celebrate with

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DanaeZee 18

Harry, it's about time to tell you that Petunia and Vernon are NOT your parents!

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tounces7 27

And this is why the current generations of kids are turning out horrible. Because their parents are uncaring garbage.

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Rabite 28

You might wanna have a discussion with some of the many people, who think that parents nowadays care too much and only raise "snowflakes".

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