Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday. So far I have received: the news that my parents are divorcing, a dead bird and a pile of shit left on my bed (courtesy of the cat), a rash all over my face, and some slippers from my boyfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
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Olovio 5
Atleast yoy didn't get a bloody handjob!
Buttsexpirate 9
I guess when you said that you wanted to be the bees knees, they took it the wrong way
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Comments (114)
xxedenbxx 1
What a random thing to get, a beekeeper suit. Interesting...
jerilyn333a 0
At least you have a car I mean you shouldn't be that ungrateful.
hiloyesno104 6
Guess your hints weren't too noticeable!
kristeenahh 3
Aww it's okay. You'll get the courage to aak her out! Don't loose hope!:)
ihazpancakemix 1
Maybe it's because when you are trying to tap dance , it looks like you are getting attacked by a swarm of bee's. Your family was trying to help you ! :)
cherry72 13
Odd very odd. This is the weirdest FML I think I have ever read. Beekeeper suit? Really? wth.
ChangMu 8
A beekeepers outfit is significantly cooler than tap shoes.
Ashlynlongman 0
Happy birthday
hidrox94 5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D
s24sammy 8
it doesnt say that ne where. it could be either a guy or a girl.