By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25
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I agree that those gifts are lame but it's all about the giving not receiving and in the end your the better person
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Show it anywayShe got you better presents. You, OP, are one lucky man. Something like this would pass on MLIA. >:D
#29 I tip my hat to you, forgot about that present!
That was pretty awesome pendatik. So it sounds like op only gives awesome presents because he expects awesome presents in return? Maybe she can't afford to rent you a damn limo. Do you know how awesome a squirt gun can be? Fill it with grapefruit juice and whoever you shoot will be sticky for the rest of the day! Use your new power wisely.
On a man's birthday, women are supposed to provide great sex, then STFU for the rest of the day.
lol! I read this twice!!! GAWD, I have no life, xD jk >.> <.<
Lol Shady and TheRealFamilyGuy also forgot boobs :P 5 good presents gentlemen.
Noticed they put their FML under the "love" category. Not very good at categorizing either. And, YDI, you didn't even double check and reread it before sending it.
#33 and the boobs... don't forget the boobs :D
"Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and moneyyyy" =D
I'm never gonna see a Carmen the right away again lol.
LMFAO, thats a win.
good charlotte for the win! :)
Good Charlotte:D
true true!
heck yes I love that song!
You're her sugar daddy, not her BF.
bullseye!
That sounds like an ideal boyfriend to me. I'd be disappointed as hell to be dating his girlfriend. She must be too poor to afford anything else and also unappreciative since she proves to be incapable of at least being more thoughtful than a freaking squirt gun.
it's the tought that counts??? naah fyl.. but happy b-day go oig with out her.. :D
OUT* LOL
thought* too :)
^ unless he is French :P
bahahaha
Don't be so materialistic, OP. Maybe she just didn't have enough money to buy YOU a limo and a tux and take you out to a bar with your friends.
Fuck that! All this proves is that she's an ungrateful little shit.
that's so true, I was thinking the same thing as I did the same thing once! I'm not MADE of money!
This relationship seems a little.. unbalanced. But just a little, no biggie.
at least she got you something OP - stop whining and get over it
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just think of all the activities you can do with your birthday presents . ahhhhhh so many activities
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You're her sugar daddy, not her BF.
if this was flipped and the boy was given the squirt gun and the girl was giving the limo everyones opinions would be completely different.