By wtf - 30/08/2011 12:16 - India

Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML
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Olovio 5

Atleast yoy didn't get a bloody handjob!

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Buttsexpirate 9

I guess when you said that you wanted to be the bees knees, they took it the wrong way

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Olovio 5

Atleast yoy didn't get a bloody handjob!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Wait you got one and you're complaining, I would enjoy that *******

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Pixxio_O 11

Become a beekeepers assistant, find out you're allergic to bees, get compensation for a month, quit your job and use the money to buy tap dancing shoes

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Bethawny 0

boy that is so g00d! you can use the bee keepers as a suit when you go outside to collect your honey. that way the bees can't sting you. you know how they get. then you can use the dice in case you're playing monopoly in your car and run out of dice. this is so ahmayzing!

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monkeys1315 0

At least you got something. Which is better then nothing

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krazy_glu3 0

How completely random is a beekeepers outfit. "oh you said tap shoes? I could've sworn you said beekeepers suit."

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Friaza 29

Wait, so you own and can drive a car yet want to take up tap dancing, but can't afford it? o_o

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pelukas1234 0

Atleast you got something?

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allenye818 2

Lol@1 also, a beekeepers uniform is the most random present ever

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FarSide 22

Guess you will have to wait 1 more year to hit BollyWood.

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FarSide 22

I thought it read "wanting to learn to lap-dance". *** Face palm self ***

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NuTrees 9

Lol. No matter how old OP is i'm sure she didn't want a beekeeper outfit. It sound like they stopped by a garage sale.

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ckr911 5

Wow... By "I want nicer tap dance shoes" you wouldn't think it was a guy....

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ace82297 0

Well the car is wrecked.And the only ppl who cant drive cars old,asian or a woman. That would imply that OPs a woman.

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22cute 17

YDI for dropping hints. Just tell people if you want something & stop being all passive-agressive.

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rattusrattus 18

Stick some tap-making things to the bottom of the bee boots, invent new type of dance.

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False_Stupidity 41

Then tap dance to the tune of 'flight of the bumblebee' :)

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Buttsexpirate 9

I guess when you said that you wanted to be the bees knees, they took it the wrong way

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tebonz 4

Coming from a talking ball sack

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Buttsexpirate 9

I am a giant pair of rosy red cheeks in a pirate outfit for your information. Good day sir!

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False_Stupidity 41

Tbh, I thought your pic was of boobs dressed like a pirate...

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hailphire130 0

Well I thought it was an ass judging by his name.

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promarkchris 6

be happy with something rather than nothing

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crinx034 0

That'll attract the ladies! *wink wink*

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iparker97 0

Sell the stuff for dance lessons

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Ballplayer3313 3

I think beekeeping is a more badass hobby, but that's just me.

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Badab1ng 5

I noticed that you are a man wanting to tap dance, they are trying to help you.

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Stonedmanalex 0

Lol , but he should do what he likes

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Legendslayer222 26

There are worse styles of dance for a guy to learn. Tap dancing makes cool sounds and doesn't require too much fluttering and leaping.

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TheRealHouse 7

lol "fluttering"

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