By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 14:12 - United States

Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML
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enonymous 8

Call her on the way down.

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margie2194 12

Go for it. The worst that can happen? She rejects you. So what? Rejection is a part of life. Move on.

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Keyman1212 14

Maybe if you told her about your base jumping skills she'd find you to be Macho Man Randy Savage jr. and be attracted to you.

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lol0wnee 5

He just needs to become less of a pussy

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flockz 19

you are what you eat 46.

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shoopd 19

Your problem is that you gotta stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

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VinoVeritas 18

Go for it, you can always switch bars! Carpe diem.

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the_ace1337 0

93 the Greek goddess Pussyliya xD hahaha

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silvercamaro 22

He's at a bar, he should just drink some liquid courage and go for it. No jk she probly gets that a lot. Go for it, but make sure your sober when you do. Otherwise shell write you off immediately, good luck bro.

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ejones1991 0

#124... Your 14, wtf do you know about girls in bars? He's not asking this chick out to prom or some shit.

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glcerio 0

Shell just say no that probably the worst thing that'll happen unless she s psycho or somethin

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silvercamaro 22

135- I'm just sayin go for like everyone else is but be sober when you do.

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betty66 3

Well, he DOES have a good point... btw OP, don't worry about it! I'm sure she's probably unavailable anyways

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Zero22120 12

Ask her to come with you. It could be an awesome first date.

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Neorecon19 18

Sounds so simple doesn't it? Especially when we're putting our most vulnerable position and are at the mercy of the said girl, who can shred apart any sense of pride we may have at that moment? Yup, sounds a simple as can be.

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Xkillz302 10

worse you will get Is a No just do it

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jayzus123 0

Dude it suck i understand you i have the same problem

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MagicallyFat 12

Harry Potter has the same problem… he can take on a Hungarian horntail dragon. But he can't ask cho ******* Chang out. Nevermid that she's the ugliest bitxh in Hogwarts.

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JordanA1 0

Lol that is so true .

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Daralea 21

I can understand. Girls are terrifying and, if executed improperly, can lead to more broken limbs than sky diving.

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raaawwwrrZ 8

23- **** you. You are forgetting eloise midgin sheis a cow

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ejones1991 0

No 112 moaning Myrtle is the ugliest. She's a whiny ass, stalker, ghost nerd.

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TeenieAmerica 9

You're all forgetting Millicent ******* Bulstrode. But I think she might be a man so I'm not sure if that counts...

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turtleomnom 0

girls hate to be kept waiting, so if she's at all interested you'd better ask her now! :)

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Dudelike89 8

Nice legs...When do they open?

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XxHoPPoxX 8

i only liked your comment because of the seedy looking bald guy

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Jovecove 13

I say go for it. Even if you got rejected, can't blame a man for trying.

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mrbuddy 0

You can die base jumping. The girl can just say no. Maybe mace you or kick you in the balls. But you'll live.

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