Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school...

By Snurkles - 07/07/2011 12:19 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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You deserved it 3 990

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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You deserved it 3 290

By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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Unforgettable

By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 11:05 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday, I once again had to remind my best friend of this fact, like I have every year for the past 20 years. FML

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You deserved it 329

The one that got away

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

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You deserved it 150

It's the thought that counts

By Not a day over 35 - 18/06/2013 13:06 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 829

By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 471

By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 718

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By Furnando - 06/01/2023 00:00

Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML

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TheEpicFoo 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:47

That's one determined bully.

worldcupcheer17 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:48

call the cops he's a creepy ass stalker lmao

Comments

thin01 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:44

Give me his digit, I'll call his ass every day and threaten him.

DrewsFML 8

Friday 8 July 2011 0:33

Yes, post his number here and we'll all call him.

pike1346 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:45

u need to just punch this dude clean in the nose as hard as you can, then don't stop punching. size of u or him don't matter. he will stop calling.

shadevil75 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:49

if you're 34 and still can't stand up for yourself then you deserve it. Grow a pair and do something about the bully!

Galvanizer 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:51

that's a liiiitle creepy...call the po po bud

raphanne_fml 33

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:55

Just wow....If after all these years he still holds onto his high school bully days his life must really suck! You need to make him stop for good! You have only one life and shouldn't have to suffer this kind of behaviour! He is just a man, he isn't invicible, you can totally break him! If you don't do anything about it now, he will just continue, so go get him for good!

cherry72 13

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:56

change your phone number!

happy_dino 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:58

How in the **** did he get your number?!

xGolBLiiN 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:02

the great sensais solution for OP is... jumpsuit hockey mask and a machete...

MrJHJaime 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 20:02

wow you are a little sissy girl! sixteen years ago you should have gotten a ppo against him and reported him every time he contacted you again. put his ass in jail and he will stop. stop being such a wimp.