Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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awildwhisper 30
It may be a high end scale, but it seems that it only measures on the low end...
real life problems 26
"E" - is for GODZILLAAAAA
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real life problems 26
"E" - is for GODZILLAAAAA
Levi2411 41
The mental voice I read that in is amazing-- just a man like Tarzan screaming while flailing his arms. "GODZILLAAAAA" It's beautiful. It's grace.
real life problems 26
My hope is that so did everyone else. 🤣
Lalala579121 28
My mental voice read it as "GODZIRAAAA". ****, I'm racist.
awildwhisper 30
It may be a high end scale, but it seems that it only measures on the low end...
Glowworm56 27
What does the E stand for?
real life problems 26
GODZILLAAAA
blightsight 10
error, like on a calculator when you put something that takes up more numbers than it can display
Lalala579121 28
E stands for Everything's fine.
Charlie Given 28
"E" stand's for exceeds max weight but many models have a '200 lb. max unlike mechanical scales that have a '300 to '350 lb. max,and there should be a reset button on bottom of scale just reset it, it should turn back on.☺️
Kristoffer 35
You got pranked by a trick scale.
RichardPencil 32
You’re a feather! You weigh just 2.718281828 lbs!
distortedcognition 17
It took breaking a scale to make you realize you’ve a “problem”?